Im sleeping on the couch because....

yes I put the roll on backwards. I never knew it was supposed to roll of the top and hang down towards the front and not hang from the back.

I still cant believe I argued about it and lost... I thought it doesn't matter but it does.

That's so funny...most women actually like it to hang down back so it's "tidy" and "hidden" while most guys prefer it more accessible, i.e. hanging off the front.

real women don't poop.

real women don't poop.

Of course not, they have a monthly colonic irrigation appointment.

Have you gone yet this month? PCS needs a ride.

I think you should have gotten credit for changing it in the first place. That's her job.

Have you gone yet this month? PCS needs a ride.

See, I knew you missed me ...

Well, I know how you feel cap, I've had my share.....

I think you should have gotten credit for changing it in the first place. That's her job.

LOL

I think you should have gotten credit for changing it in the first place. That's her job.

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LOL..

I don't know if i could pull that "its your job" card. since the accident she has been on roids from the doctor and she works out a lot. she probably could take me if im not armed.

The solution is very simple. Never change it again.

If she complains, simply point out that the last time you changed it you ended up sleeping on the couch and you don't want to take that chance again.

I prefer it backwards, hanging from the back. More efficient, less waste.

My thing w/ TP is my fear of running out. I like to keep at least a 24 pack of Charmin in each bathroom at all times.

Even keep a 4 pack in each car in case of emergency (i.e. violent reaction to spicy restaurant food).

Rob

Edited July 24, 200916 yr by Cubical-aka-Moltar

I prefer it hung

I stopped reading after that.

I zoned out at that point, too.

Running out of TP is a worst nightmare. I keep rolls stacked in the cabinet above the thrown. Everyone is in agreement about which way the TP goes (over).

We keep it so it rolls out the front. We too keep plenty of spares so we dont run out. That reminds me, I need to refill the my bathroom cabinet, I think the basement is fine and the other bathroom takes care of itself.

One word: bidet

I know a drag queen named Anita Bidet.

I had a really bad experience with a Bidet.

I had a really bad experience with a Bidet.

Did it shoot 7-up? Or fruit punch? Because I'd love a bidet that dispenses one of those two beverages.

Did it shoot 7-up? Or fruit punch? Because I'd love a bidet that dispenses one of those two beverages.

In my situation, neither would've been preferable as fruit punch is incredibly sticky and I'd assume 7-UP would burn like hell.

How to Change a Toilet Paper Roll

I replace the roll to hang from the top just out of habit. I didn't think that kind of thing really mattered that much. I find it interesting that this website suggests the majority rule. I mean, really, a household will be unlikely to perform a basic fire emergency instruction, but they'll be certain to know what direction $h!-tickets be dispensed. Gees, thank you very much women, these highly important matters would never be discovered if it weren't for you.

I once dated a girl insisting it be dispensed from the top, despite the fact that her damned cat would unroll it all onto the floor. When I suggested she replace the roll to dispense from the bottom, she wrinkled her lips and squinted her eyes like it was a suggestion in poor taste. I replied, "Well then, you can either throw a wasted roll into the garbage, or you can throw your cat out the window... take your pick."

I asked my wife which way she preferred. She said, like many women, that from the top is the best way to go... but when she gotta do what she gotta do, she's not gonna complain if the paper is reversed.

Yeah, mine is over the top, but those Charmin wipes rule.

Yeah, mine is over the top, but those Charmin wipes rule.

Anyone who has changed a diaper in the last 50 years will attest to that.

Anyone who has changed a diaper in the last 50 years will attest to that.

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