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At least it wasn't your penis.

Now why would anyone have their exposed penis near a car door?

Then again, tt's probably happened though, and it likely involved an angry prostitute.

Now why would anyone have their exposed penis near a car door?

Then again, tt's probably happened though, and it likely involved an angry prostitute.

Or in the parking lot at a nude beach.

I don't think I've closed a finger in a door that I remember, but one of the more painful incidents was when I opened the door of my Jeep into my face--the pointy, outward-angling rear top edge of the door upper knocked off my glasses and bruised my face right beside my eye..

Rob

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At least it wasn't your penis.

I guess that puts things into perspective. Still dont see how that would happen.

I guess that puts things into perspective. Still dont see how that would happen.

Very excited about a new car?

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I just dont see any reason for a man to have his penis exposed near an open door.

I guess that puts things into perspective. Still dont see how that would happen.

all this is immaterial. did you spill your beer?

I just dont see any reason for a man to have his penis exposed near an open door.

ITS OK IF ITS A HOLE IN THE WALL WAIST HIGH THOUGH

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all this is immaterial. did you spill your beer?

Oddly enough, this did happen on a beer run.

At least it wasn't your penis.

:rotflmao:

That made my day Chris.....

Been there...smashed mine in the wagon....hurts...so how is the finger now?

Ouch is right. I took the skin off the knuckle of my thumb doing that. Even worse was as a toddler when my brother closed the door on my shin as I was stepping out of the back seat of a coupe. I couldn't get out for over fifteen minutes because the pain was overwhelming.

shut mine in the door once, could wiggle the part of my finger outside the door hehe, thank you thick weather stripping!

on a sadder note, we had an 87 monte carlo that taught you very quickly to get your legs out of the way if in the back seat... oooo... the flashbacks...

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I fell on my bathtub this morning... the back of my legs are purple form the bruises....

I've only done it once, when I was like 6 or 7.

However, I have been nicked in the leg by the corner of the door a couple times.

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