December 19, 200520 yr Okay, so I go into the kitchen to make myself a ham sandwich. As I'm walking out of the room, a piece of ham falls and hits the linoleum. Okay, fine. Go to rinse it off and the piece I'm holding onto decides to rip off and the ham falls into a bowl from dinner. Scrumptious. New piece of ham, please.
December 19, 200520 yr Okay, so I go into the kitchen to make myself a ham sandwich. As I'm walking out of the room, a piece of ham falls and hits the linoleum. Okay, fine. Go to rinse it off and the piece I'm holding onto decides to rip off and the ham falls into a bowl from dinner. Scrumptious. New piece of ham, please. [post="60674"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post] Should have tossed it in the first place... yuck man!
December 19, 200520 yr Okay... since this thread doesn't make any sense already (no, I'm not going to post a pic of a pointless Camaro doing a burnout..), I'm going to tell a f**ked up story of what happened last night... Okay, prepare yourselves. Ready? No? Too bad... So, I'm in the shower last night and I'm washing my hair. I rinse out the shampoo. I grab the conditioner bottle. I shake it up-side-down to get it all at the top. I start squeezing... Nothing wants to come out. I squeeze harder... harder yet... Suddenly, some squirts out in a short burst. I look down to see it on my stomach. Okay... the conditioner looked like... a certain bodily fluid, as if I just... well, you know. To make it even more wierder, I was thinking about what I usually think about when I actually do that. How ironic is that? And weird... How weird and ironic is that!?!?!? :lol: :D :P
December 19, 200520 yr Riiiight. I had a worse day yesterday but I plead the 5th about the details. Don't want to bruise my ego. :P
December 19, 200520 yr You guys have to check out: http://mylifeissoawkward.com/ Edited December 19, 200520 yr by Croc
December 19, 200520 yr Are you saying... my life is awkward? Oooh, that pisses me off. Go to hellish hell you crockity cock croc. :lol: :P Or not, doesn't matter. :D
December 19, 200520 yr Author Just wow, BV. I don't think even Satty could've said anything less intelligent. :blink:
December 19, 200520 yr Okay... since this thread doesn't make any sense already (no, I'm not going to post a pic of a pointless Camaro doing a burnout..), I'm going to tell a f**ked up story of what happened last night... Okay, prepare yourselves. Ready? No? Too bad... So, I'm in the shower last night and I'm washing my hair. I rinse out the shampoo. I grab the conditioner bottle. I shake it up-side-down to get it all at the top. I start squeezing... Nothing wants to come out. I squeeze harder... harder yet... Suddenly, some squirts out in a short burst. I look down to see it on my stomach. Okay... the conditioner looked like... a certain bodily fluid, as if I just... well, you know. To make it even more wierder, I was thinking about what I usually think about when I actually do that. How ironic is that? And weird... How weird and ironic is that!?!?!? :lol: :D :P [post="60774"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post] Ah yes....the timeless, classic "my conditioner looks like jizz" story. :blink: :lol: Edited December 19, 200520 yr by CD/BP
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