Car that delivers the least of what is promised for more money than its worth -Toyota Prius Car you would least want to see caught (dead) in a crash in -(tie) any Scion and Toyota Echo and Yaris, any Chery Biggest p*ssy truck -Toyota Tundra Biggest and best effort to still be a poseur loser to the best -Toyota IS and GS (tie) Most useless hybrids -Toyota Highlander and Lexus RX Car that looks most like 98 Escort and apparently tried to do so -2006 Hyundai Sonata Car with the most fcked up door lock system -(my) Ford Five Hundred Car with the nicest cupholder setup -(my) Ford Five Hundred Car that didn't realize the ricers craze is over -Honda Civic Car with the most useless styling upgrade (downgrade) -Honda Accord ass end Most boring car ever -Toyota Camry honroabvle mention Sonata, Azera Most useless waste of American patches of Real Estate -Hyundai and Kia dealers ugliest sedan -(tie) Charger, Avalon worst interior -Avalon biggest joke of a car -Kia Amanti best car to drive to telgraph your liberal political agenda -Prius best car to one day fry in from battery acid -Prius best car to drive to get pissed off from getting much lower mpg than you expected -Prius best car to blow an extra ten grand on for what you should get -Prius best car to be singled out and ridiculed in -(tie) Prius, any Scion, Echo, Yaris best Asian car to pick up chicks in -no winner best overpriced car -(tie) Honda RL and VW Passat v6 or Phaeton best car spokesperson -JILL WAGNER THE HOT ASS MERCURY CHICK biggest 'hypocritemobile' -Toyota Sequioa best domestic car -Corvette Z06 best GM cars -vette/Z06, cobalt SS, STS and STSv, CTSv, others? best car all around -BMW 3 series biggest asses -Lienerts -Jobs -Dan Neil -Flint

Edited December 26, 200520 yr by regfootball

So... Reg really hates Asian companies..... :P I'll just say one thing and one thing only: Best combo of style, performance, value, and significance... Solstice. While it may not be the best in it's class, you can't find one car with a better combination of all that, IMO. It could definitely be improved, though...

Biggest joke of a thread... this one.

Most rewarding car to mock: Misubishi

Most rewarding car to mock:
Misubishi

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i can repect your opinion buddy, but the mits are much more fun and interesting and solid than the koreans..........try a galant v6, then try a malibu v6.

i just think toyota deserves more awards so i thought i would honor them.

best 'grand am for the new millenium'
-mazda 6

best car that looks like a corolla
-vw jetta

best car that looks like a jetta
-toyota corolla

Edited December 27, 200520 yr by regfootball

Car that delivers the least of what is promised for more money than its worth
-Toyota Prius can't argue there

Car you would least want to see caught (dead) in a crash in
-(tie) any Scion and Toyota Echo and Yaris, any Chery add to that the Kia Rio


Biggest p*ssy truck
-Toyota Tundra nope... Ridgeline all the way


Biggest and best effort to still be a poseur loser to the best
-Toyota IS and GS (tie) I personally like the new IS, the Gs is alright but the Acuras are crap IMHO. 50% of this has to do with the whole RWD vs. WWD issue.


Most useless hybrids
-Toyota Highlander and Lexus RX Nope... Ford Ecsape


Car that looks most like 98 Escort and apparently tried to do so
-2006 Hyundai Sonata yup... I can see that.


Car that didn't realize the ricers craze is over
-Honda Civic umm also the ENTIRE Scion lineup


Car with the most useless styling upgrade (downgrade)
-Honda Accord ass end also Ford Explorer


Most boring car ever
-Toyota Camry
honroabvle mention Sonata, Azera was this ever in doubt...


Most useless waste of American patches of Real Estate
-Hyundai and Kia dealers How about Scion? or Jaguar?


ugliest sedan
-(tie) Charger, Avalon I used to bitch about the Charger's styling... now it's grown on me to the point where I'd LOVE to own one.


worst interior
-Avalon Ridgeline all the way... :puke:


biggest joke of a car
-Kia Amanti Since you said car I can't say Ridgeline but I think the VW Phaeton is a dead ringer


best car to drive to telgraph your liberal political agenda
-Prius again... there was never any contest here


best car to one day fry in from battery acid
-Prius now you're just being silly. :P


best car to drive to get pissed off from getting much lower mpg than you expected
-Prius What do you mean 42 MPG... the billboard by the Toyota Scion dealer advertised 60!


best car to blow an extra ten grand on for what you should get
-Prius I think $13K is more realistic after all the extra maintenance costs over the next five years.


best car to be singled out and ridiculed in
-(tie) Prius, any Scion, Echo, Yaris Even Scions are almost 'cool' compared to the Prius and Echo.


best Asian car to pick up chicks in
-no winner Infiniti G35 coupe


best overpriced car
-(tie) Honda RL and VW Passat v6 or Phaeton yup... I like how you wrote HONDA RL. So true.


biggest 'hypocritemobile'
-Toyota Sequioa and the big Lexus SUVs as well...


best domestic car
-Corvette Z06 I'd say it's a tie between the Z06, STS-V and the GTO.


best GM cars
-vette/Z06, cobalt SS, STS and STSv, CTSv, others? see above (GTO!!!)


best car all around
-BMW 3 series I'd say either the STS, Chrysler 300, Infiniti M45 or 5-series BMW

This year's penis enchancer:

This year's penis enchancer:

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LoL....you sure that award doesnt go to the Buggati Veyron?

What's that one McLaren Mercedes? The one with the huge pecker front end sticking out? The super-expensive, poorly selling one? That's my pick for penis enhancer of the year.

I agree on almost every one

The Best company to Destroy America's Econmy TOYOTA The Company that thinks its bad to be American DCX

What's that one McLaren Mercedes?  The one with the huge pecker front end sticking out?  The super-expensive, poorly selling one?  That's my pick for penis enhancer of the year.

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That would be the SLR:



There's also the mini-Me SLR, the SLK:

What's that one McLaren Mercedes?  The one with the huge pecker front end sticking out?  The super-expensive, poorly selling one?  That's my pick for penis enhancer of the year.

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excellent ANAL ysis! i concur!

Car that delivers the least of what is promised for more money than its worth
-Toyota Prius can't argue there

Car you would least want to see caught (dead) in a crash in
-(tie) any Scion and Toyota Echo and Yaris, any Chery add to that the Kia Rio
Biggest p*ssy truck
-Toyota Tundra nope... Ridgeline all the way
Biggest and best effort to still be a poseur loser to the best
-Toyota IS and GS (tie) I personally like the new IS, the Gs is alright but the Acuras are crap IMHO. 50% of this has to do with the whole RWD vs. WWD issue.
Most useless hybrids
-Toyota Highlander and Lexus RX Nope... Ford Ecsape


Car that looks most like 98 Escort and apparently tried to do so
-2006 Hyundai Sonata yup... I can see that.
Car that didn't realize the ricers craze is over
-Honda Civic umm also the ENTIRE Scion lineup
Car with the most useless styling upgrade (downgrade)
-Honda Accord ass end also Ford Explorer
Most boring car ever
-Toyota Camry
honroabvle mention Sonata, Azera was this ever in doubt...
Most useless waste of American patches of Real Estate
-Hyundai and Kia dealers How about Scion? or Jaguar?
ugliest sedan
-(tie) Charger, Avalon I used to bitch about the Charger's styling... now it's grown on me to the point where I'd LOVE to own one.
worst interior
-Avalon Ridgeline all the way... :puke:
biggest joke of a car
-Kia Amanti Since you said car I can't say Ridgeline but I think the VW Phaeton is a dead ringer
best car to drive to telgraph your liberal political agenda
-Prius again... there was never any contest here
best car to one day fry in from battery acid
-Prius now you're just being silly. :P
best car to drive to get pissed off from getting much lower mpg than you expected
-Prius What do you mean 42 MPG... the billboard by the Toyota Scion dealer advertised 60!
best car to blow an extra ten grand on for what you should get
-Prius   I think $13K is more realistic after all the extra maintenance costs over the next five years.
best car to be singled out and ridiculed in
-(tie) Prius, any Scion, Echo, Yaris Even Scions are almost 'cool' compared to the Prius and Echo.
best Asian car to pick up chicks in
-no winner Infiniti G35 coupe
best overpriced car
-(tie) Honda RL and VW Passat v6 or Phaeton yup... I like how you wrote HONDA RL. So true.
biggest 'hypocritemobile'
-Toyota Sequioa and the big Lexus SUVs as well...
best domestic car
-Corvette Z06 I'd say it's a tie between the Z06, STS-V and the GTO.
best GM cars
-vette/Z06, cobalt SS, STS and STSv, CTSv, others? see above (GTO!!!)
best car all around
-BMW 3 series I'd say either the STS, Chrysler 300, Infiniti M45 or 5-series BMW

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you are right on the ridgeline.

the escape i think is a good hybrid from the standpoint that its a useful SUV type vehicle. its a good first step and ford and suv's becoming better in the mpg arena.

agree on the explorer bit

the phaeton, even though its a big miscue, is actually a phenomenal car apparently, one that no one asked for.

best Asian car to pick up chicks in
-Infiniti G35 coupe....
did you mean 'asian chicks' only, nymphos only, or asian nymphos only? i guess i could see your point then, in any of those 3 cases only.....

jaguars...the new xj is a hellova car actually. i would LOVE one.

Honda RL...OOPs, that was actually indeed a slip. Why did i not write 'acura'? very freudian, lets you know what i think of acura.

sorry i missed the GTO. I like the goat a lot.

A BMW 5 series wagon with AWD and manual tranny is pretty much my car of the year....only problem is they are a bit too spendy and bangle BMW's are kinda ugly across the board.

if i had a top ten legitimate most interesting/significant cars of the year for the 2005 this would be it

Lexus IS
BMW 3
Ford Fusion
Chevy HHR
Chevy Cobalt SS
Chevy Corvette Z06
Hummer H3
Audi A6
that Mercedes 4 door coupe
Pontiac Solstice

honorable mention
VW Passat
Lincoln Zephyr
Dodge Charger
DCX stow and go vans

Cripes Reg that way to many catagories, Id be 30 days and 30 nights on that one and then I'd miss out on all these other threads, and wouldnt have time to get the woman churnin @ 7600, ya gotta keep it simple or I just cant participate. :lol:

Ugliest Sports car for wankers only - Mercedes
Biggest crime on US territories - any owned by foreign interests or the Bush family...see now that just took care of 90 % of your other catagories

Biggest mistake - no A M E R I C A N Built L32 in Lucerne

CCOTY - Cobalt
RCOTY - Solstice
SMSCOTY - G6
MSCOTY - Lacrosse L32!
ALCOTY - Lucerne
AMCOTY - GTO
LHPCOTY - STS-V
SCOY - C6
HPSCOTY - Z06

now that was...... nice....... and........ simple

Edited December 27, 200520 yr by razoredge

Razor: I agree except for the Lucerne and Lacrosse. Charger/300 are better IMO.

Car that delivers the least of what is promised for more money than its worth -VW Phaeton Car you would least want to see caught (dead) in a crash in -Jiangling Landwind Biggest p*ssy truck -Ridgeline Biggest and best effort to still be a poseur loser to the best -In Hollywood: Prius -In the 'hood: Hummer H2 Most useless hybrids -Is the Honda Insight hybrid or fully electric? Car with the nicest cupholder setup -The '06 Impala has a dual cupholder area in the console where the divider folds inward so you can lay things flat (like an iPod for instance). You have to discover it to notice that it's there, however. Car that didn't realize the ricers craze is over -Chevy Cobalt SS (like the wing, but I cannot tell a lie) Car with the most useless styling upgrade (downgrade) -'06 Malibu's front end (may as well have kept the old one, because they didn't fix the lights to go with the grille. Honorable mention to the Infiniti QX56 (mismatched lights with the grille vs. the Armada) Most boring car ever -Buick LaCrosse Most useless waste of American patches of Real Estate -A Starbucks that isn't right against the sidewalk. Ugliest sedan -Kia Amanti Worst interior -too subjective to answer Biggest joke of a car -Suzuki Aerio Best car to drive to telgraph your liberal political agenda -Prius Best car to drive to telegraph your conservative political agenda -Ford F-235 with gun rack Best car to blow an extra ten grand on for what you should get -Any SUV Best car to be singled out and ridiculed in -stock VW Cabrio with automatic (if you're a straight guy) Best Asian car to pick up chicks in -Infiniti M45 Best overpriced car -Cadillac XLR Best car spokesperson -Joe Isuzu was great back when he had cars to sell. Biggest 'hypocritemobile' -Toyota Sequoia (ditto, because they're the biggest hypocrite company right now) Best domestic car -Dodge Magnum SRT-8 Best not-so-exotic European car -Mercedes C230 Sport Best GM cars -CTS-V, GTO, Grand Prix GXP Best SUV -Range Rover Sport Best car all around -Dodge Magnum RT Biggest asses -those on the chicks in rap videos

Edited December 28, 200520 yr by LosAngeles