I went downstairs last night to let my dog out to pee, and when I turned the back light on, I saw two slugs fu*king while stuck to my sliding glass door. Being the mean guy that I am, I decided to break up the party by sprinkling salt on them. They unhooked themselves, contracted their bodies, and started going in circles while secreting a shitload of slime all over my glass door. It was DISGUSTING. It looked like a camel with a cold sneezed on it. They finally dropped off the glass and started (relatively) running away. I immediately turned the hose sprayer on the door, but that slug slime is tough! It stuck like Krazy Glue, but finally, the full-blast spray of the hose cleaned it up. Bleh. Get a room, you slimy little mofos! :angry:

I dont know why, but that is the funniest thing I have read all day.

LOL, that was pretty funny. Rather than sprinkling salt on them, you should have dropped a little acid on them... though I doubt you just have acid sitting around your house... Freshman year in Biology we were doing some lab assignment with earth worms, and we were doing something with acid too. Anyways, one kid decided to drop a little bit of acid on a worm; it went totally crazy, squirming all over and flopping around. After it got over it it had a big red bump on it.

So if these lovebirds have kids that will mean more slugs havin fun on ur glass door

I dont know why, but that is the funniest thing I have read all day.

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Ditto...I almost spat pop on my screen... :lol:

At least he didn't say that watching the slugs get it on gave him wood.

I'm calling PETA.

They're also hermaphrodites, so if you told them to go f*ck themselves, they can.

I didn't know to sprinkle salt on them. Dirty b*tches.

I'm calling PETA.

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LMAO!!! Between that and Sattys comment about "wood" (PS Satty change the name back to wpbharry for comments like that) I don't know what to laugh at more!

Blu, now you know how your dog feels when he's watching you and some random "person" going at it. Thats what you get! <wink>

Chief

I went downstairs last night to let my dog out to pee, and when I turned the back light on, I saw two slugs fu*king while stuck to my sliding glass door.  Being the mean guy that I am, I decided to break up the party by sprinkling salt on them.  They unhooked themselves, contracted their bodies, and started going in circles while secreting a shitload of slime all over my glass door.  It was DISGUSTING.  It looked like a camel with a cold sneezed on it.  They finally dropped off the glass and started (relatively)  running away.  I immediately turned the hose sprayer on the door, but that slug slime is tough!  It stuck like Krazy Glue, but finally, the full-blast spray of the hose cleaned it up.  Bleh.  Get a room, you slimy little mofos! :angry:

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I bet the dog feels more like the slug on bottom when 'blu is lonely.

Funny post. Too bad "Whacked-out Pervert Bafoon" Harry had to be the party pooper again!

Nope, thats me pretending to be Harry. I'm doing my best at impersonating him, so read posts with that name knowing that(and laugh). He registered as WestPalmHarry or something like that.

Edited August 29, 200519 yr by Satty