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Eskimos

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I hate Eskimos, they're always using their 217 different words for snow, and talking about igloo building and fishing. Its just so annoying, why do that do that non-stop? And whats with taking their elderly and putting them on an ice flow, dont they realize thats not how civilized society operates?

So what about you guys, do you hate Eskimos too?

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So what about you guys, do you have Eskimos too?

I have Eskimos, they are itchy. I should sell them.

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I have Eskimos, they are itchy. I should sell them.

Your mom

No your mom. She's an Eskimo. I dislike that.

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Well Eskimos are the worst people alive. I bet they eat algae granola.

I heard the eat granola exclusively for breakfast, and the hearts of baby seals for dinner.

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I heard the eat granola exclusively for breakfast, and the hearts of baby seals for dinner.

Those bastards!

I heard the eat granola exclusively for breakfast, and the hearts of baby seals for dinner.

AHHHHH!

I bet Eskimos with big noses get kissed more often (probably sometimes accidentally if their schnozes are really out there). How unfair is that.
I bet Eskimos with big noses get kissed more often (probably sometimes accidentally if their schnozes are really out there). How unfair is that.

YUck!

Do eskimos dream of moving to the suburbs and buying Priuses?

Haha, love it. This is almost as good as the adsd thread of 2005.

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Haha, love it. This is almost as good as the adsd thread of 2005.

Good times, not something Eskimos know about.

Good times, not something Eskimos know about.

Yeah, only two non-mods ever knew of it, and one of them is dead.

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Yeah, only two non-mods ever knew of it, and one of them is dead.

I had it saved on my desktop, but I dont know if I backed it up before that thing crashed.

Eskimos are most likely the cause of the crash. It's a widely believed fact that they hate electronics and sabotage them every chance they get.

Lets just put them all on a floating ice block with a Polar Bear and see who wins.

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Thank god. The bear is winning.

Eskimos are from Saskatchewan.

Further north than that, I think. Nunavuut and Yukon, maybe.

I know a lot of cool people from Saskatchewan---Reginans in Denver--hard working, hard drinking hockey fans.

I had it saved on my desktop, but I dont know if I backed it up before that thing crashed.

I still have it.

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Sadly, a seal was mauled in this pic and not an Eskimo.

:mind-blowing:

Poor seal.....so where were the eskimos?

In the bear's stomach, egging it on.

No, the Eskimo was with GW, starving for food and insistently screaming "OIL GOOD!"

wrong answer reptile boy
wrong answer reptile boy

No, definitely the right answer. Things then come to a head when GW's secretary begins dancing on the table singing "Genie In A Bottle" and Laura walks out, opens her coat, and screams "Take me George!" in front of a room full of Very Important People.

"One day, Laura...I'm gonna PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!"

Alright, for the love of America, please, does anybody know what I'm talking about?

Let us know.

This is a random non sequitor thread, I think. Where's Pingas when you need him?

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Hi guise I heard you were talking about bears...

Oh hai. Charger4U doesn't post here, plz leave.

Oh! I remember that show. It was awesome.

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