January 22, 201016 yr Don't laugh ...... It is all true! Perks of reaching 50 Or being over 60 And heading towards 70! 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be the released first. 3. No one expects you to run ... anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, 'Did I wake you?' 5. People no longer view you as a Hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn "the hard way". 7. Things you buy now .... won't wear out. 8. You can eat Supper at 4 PM. 9. You can live "without sex" but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You can quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with . . .elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. 19. You can't remember who sent you this list. 20. And you notice these are all in big print for your convenience. You can remember Right now! ONE MORE THING: Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on the same night!
January 22, 201016 yr Getting old but not that old I'm 50 tomorrow so fifty dosen't qualify for this but I get the oldtimers discount at the bread thrift store
January 22, 201016 yr Author Speaking of getting old, I turned 21 for the second time yesterday. haha Well, enjoy it again....
January 22, 201016 yr haha Ohh you better believe I will. Tonight will be a direct repeat of last year... probably not a good thing lol. Tomorrow will be another party sponsored by the under-21 crowd who can't go to the bars with us tonight.
January 23, 201016 yr Much like the muscle car ads of particular notice ('xx,xxx miles, most put on a 1/4-mile @ a time' )... For me: many has the dollar been spent in bars, 'most spent 1 tip at a time'.
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.