I gotta work today. HRMPH!!!! Oh well gotta pay the bills somehow.

Yes, it's my birthday, you should all take a moment of silence out of your day for ME.

... you should all take a moment of silence out of your day for ME.

Is that why this thread is so quiet??? hehe...

Happy Birthday Josh.

Happy birthday Josh. The cake with naked NOS inside is probably on its way to aaaantoine's house, so I won't be able to get you that. So instead, here's a pic of Elle McPherson and a Solstice.

Happy Birthday,Josh!

I'll have a Swinkels for you. :AH-HA_wink:

Happy Birthday Josh! Throw that Solstice into a nice powerslide on a patch of wet pavement for good measure. It'll keep you young. -er.

Happy birthday, Josh! ...To claim the gift I got you, you must drive to Brookville.

I'd volunteer to "rotate" the tires on your Solstise if you lived a little closer

Happy Birthday Josh.

Edited January 24, 200620 yr by cmattson

Happy Birthday Josh. B)

Josh Happy Birthday!

Feliz Cumpleaños Josh. . . . from one of the newest members.

uhhhh see hablo?

Happy B-Day dude!

Now where's the bday wish from my north of the border Canadian hottie

happy b-day..whoa it's my moms b-day 2

hey sweetie, now i KNOW you're talking to me!!! LOL

happy birthday josh!

Happy Birthday Josh!! I'm only 6 years and 364 days older than ya! lol

H.B., Josh!

happy birthday josh i hope you get to relax a bit after work......

Ahh- wait until this weekend and tip a few, so's you can devote the proper attention to the procedure. HBD!

Happy Birthday, Josh. I was able to fit Harry in a box and wrap it for you.

SciGuyofMine dont be so coy. You can't fit me in a box. Though I do wrap it before I tap it.

Joshie Joshie Joshiepoo

If you were gone what would I do?

Please don't travel very far

Or wreck your pretty boytoy car

For if you end up stuck in traction

I won't get any Pontiaction

I am so glad you are 22

Oh if only you realize what I'd do

I'd grab your stick and ram that clutch

Shift it hard, but it won't hurt much

I'd stiff my springs but before its lost

I'd clean and flush out your exhaust

VenVen drives me super wild

And BiViper looks just like a child :AH-HA_wink:

Oldsmoboi is a sexy beast

NOS is yummy none the least

All those Cali boys to keep in stock

You know I would want to touch their Crocs :AH-HA_wink:

So many hotties on C&G

But Joshie is the one for me

I want to party with you soon

We'll meet in a seedy motel room

I'll bring chablis and play the sax

Then I'll make you a man up in my MAXX

With hopes we'll meet up very soon

I'll leave you with my favorite tune

Edited January 25, 200620 yr by wpbharry

That is f@#ked up and high quality at the same time; well done!

Happy B-day Josh!

SciGuyofMine dont be so coy. You can't fit me in a box. Though I do wrap it before I tap it.

Joshie Joshie Joshiepoo

If you were gone what would I do?

Please don't travel very far

Or wreck your pretty boytoy car

For if you end up stuck in traction

I won't get any Pontiaction

I am so glad you are 22

Oh if only you realize what I'd do

I'd grab your stick and ram that clutch

Shift it hard, but it won't hurt much

I'd stiff my springs but before its lost

I'd clean and flush out your exhaust

VenVen drives me super wild

And BiViper looks just like a child  :AH-HA_wink:

Oldsmoboi is a sexy beast

NOS is yummy none the least

All those Cali boys to keep in stock

You know I would want to touch their Crocs  :AH-HA_wink:

So many hotties on C&G

But Joshie is the one for me

I want to party with you soon

We'll meet in a seedy motel room

I'll bring chablis and play the sax

Then I'll make you a man up in my MAXX

With hopes we'll meet up very soon

I'll leave you with my favorite tune

:rotflmao:

Wow, that was pretty good...I just about choked on my Pepsi.....

That's it... I'm not shaving anymore. Time for a beard, again. Thanks, Harry.

That is effed up and high quality at the same time; well done!

:rotflmao: I totaly agree

Happy B-Day Josh

(for your moment of silience) (awww you had to work)

Edited January 25, 200620 yr by capriceman

I was reading through the first page of posts, wondering when Harry was going to make his best wishes known...hehe...very funny...

Happy Birthday, yo.

That's it... I'm not shaving anymore. Time for a beard, again. Thanks, Harry.

Teenwolf = bad

Yes, but I am a Wolfe. Perfect.

that is damn funny...

happy birthday

Edited January 25, 200620 yr by turbo200

Harry, you sly old dog. You slay me!

Happy Birthday, Josh!

Damn that was funny.

I'm glad I was not mentioned this time.

happy birthday, sir solstice. B)

HAPPY belated BIRTHDAY, JOSH!!!!

Hope you had a wonderful day, despite having to work....

Cort, "Mr MC" / "Mr Road Trip", 32swm/pig valve/pacemaker

MC:family.IL.guide.future = http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort/

Models.HO = http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort/trainroom.html

"It goes so fast" ... Jodee Messina ... 'Was That My Life?'

Harry! Get your stoner ass home and get back on your god damned meds! You knock up one more cell phone salesman and I'm gonna kick you in the crotch so hard you'll have to stick your finger up your butt and shout "Snake!" just to take a wizz.

Oh, by the way, I'm Harriet. Nice to meet all of you.

I know you are not bringing that weak ish in here. You aint got no J. Malibu.

Ohh...kay?

I know you are not bringing that weak ish in here. You aint got no J. Malibu.

Ooh, Harry. You know I love when you try to sound tough. What do you say we take the ol' Malipoo out to Wendys and you can talk tough to me while I spoon feed you you're Prozac. Mmmkay?

Only if Joshiepoo tags along. He can dress up like Wendy. Or better yet Pipi Longstockings. We can make ourselves a double stack. Ocn can join too and we'll make it a triple. And we need. A side of BiViper. I love that kind of shake.

Where's my Turbie?

Edited January 25, 200620 yr by wpbharry

This must be what an aneurysm feels like....

This must be what an aneurysm feels like....

Are you Donne yet? Oh I made myself a funny. I am so witty. Much moreso than the youngin here, agree? So immature which makes them good to invite to my MAXX but not good enough to talk to. I need a mature mind with a young face. I've seen your tantalizing snaps, Chrissy and yum you have got my lens telescoping.

oh my goodness........

what's the word I'm looking for....oh ya, classic

whoever that is, you are one creative person....almost got me thinking it's the real deal.....

and the maturity talk......genius

Are you Donne yet? Oh I made myself a funny. I am so witty. Much moreso than the youngin here, agree? So immature which makes them good to invite to my MAXX but not good enough to talk to. I need a mature mind with a young face. I've seen your tantalizing snaps, Chrissy and yum you have got my lens telescoping.

Aww thanks.....Satty....Im flattered. B)

Oh my little Turbie how I've miss-ed thee. No, honey I am for real. As real as real can get. And right now I am burning for you. Can't get to you though so you will have to come to me. My Maxx is back in the shop again. More sunshade issues. Damn. Them. To. He.L.L.

I must visit you though. And Joshie. I'll get a rental car. By the way, I get more tail than one.

Oh my little Turbie how I've miss-ed thee. No, honey I am for real. As real as real can get. And right now I am burning for you. Can't get to you though so you will have to come to me. My Maxx is back in the shop again. More sunshade issues. Damn. Them. To. He.L.L.

I must visit you though. And Joshie. I'll get a rental car. By the way, I get more tail than one.

No dear, that's the herpes.

Edited January 25, 200620 yr by CD/BP

That will teach you to use prostitutes that accept "1/2 off" coupons.

Oh my... I'm dying here. :rotflmao:

I know you are not bringing that weak ish in here. You aint got no J. Malibu.

Okay, this person used my word, "ish."

Not acceptable.

Thanks for the well wishes and the harry poking, but I think we can put an end to the Harriett poking.

This weekend will be a blast and the real celebration. I'm off to Saginaw, MI where I'll be staying on the 8th floor of the "Luxurious" lol Howard Johnson Hotel with about 80 friends of mine for Kid Rocks concert that is set to happen at the Saginaw Convention Center or whatever. Doane know's where it is at.

Can't wait to get a fill of Kid Rock that's for SURE!

Again, thanks everyone....here's to hoping 22 can be as eventful as 21.