I'm seriously considering scraping up some cash to make an $800 dollar offer for this:

http://lexington.craigslist.org/pts/1599491124.html

Remember to save up some money for the team of oxen that you'll need to pull it everywhere. I recommend at least 6 oxen.

Remember to save up some money for the team of oxen that you'll need to pull it everywhere. I recommend at least 6 oxen.

Should come in handy this year come Christmastime. I've been meaning to dress up as Anorexic Santa for the children.

Easy project.

I hope you dont have any problems at the Kansas River Crossing.

Easy project.

That's exactly why I want it. Depending on what the motor needs, I could stand to make a profit on this car, should I choose to sell it.

I hope you dont have any problems at the Kansas River Crossing.

I do not fear that I shall contract malaria or smallpox.

Cholera could always be an issue

Cholera could always be an issue

You are correct, sir. I also failed to remember about the Indians out amongst the plains ...

Never be afraid of Indians, especially of the Tin variety.

Well said, Ocn.

Interesting......

Having a fire sale of random stuff that's collecting dust on Craigslist. Lets see if I can get to it in time.

Think I can get $200 bucks out of an Atari 2600, two joysticks, and a buttload of games? On the other hand, though, I don't want to sell it. Who needs Mass Effect 2 when you have Asteroids?

"...when you have Asteroids..."

Preparation H might help.

I think he means that stuff that makes you hit a baseball farther.