like for example....

"No Particular Place To Go"

Ridin' along in my automobile

My baby beside me at the wheel

I stole a kiss at the turn of a mile

My curiosity runnin' wild

Cruisin' and playin' the radio

With no particular place to go.

Ridin' along in my automobile

I'm anxious to tell her the way I feel,

So I told her softly and sincere,

And she leaned and whispered in my ear

Cuddlin' more and drivin' slow,

With no particular place to go.

No particular place to go,

So we parked way out on the Kokomo

The night was young and the moon was bold

So we both decided to take a stroll

Can you imagine the way I felt?

I couldn't unfasten her safety belt!

Ridin' along in my calaboose

Still tryin' to get her belt unloose

All the way home I held a grudge,

But the safety belt, it wouldn't budge

Cruisin' and playin' the radio

With no particular place to go.

any more you guys find funny......

i had a belt break on me before but this would piss me off.

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Edited January 31, 200619 yr by capriceman

STP has a song that lasts close to two minutes that says...

Hey everybody,

Where did Mary go?

Where did Mary go?

And where's my only cigarette?

Please think for me, I can't bear to

I'll just lie here for awhile

Wet myself

Wet my bed

I traded it all for her, ya' know

Clean sheets, incense, and lots of fluffy pillows

Now soiled

And where's my cigarette?

Did you check the bathroom?

The bathtub?

She sleeps there sometimes

What? It cleanses ya' know

Washes dirt away and makes new

Maybe she

Maybe she

Maybe she swam away...

What the hell is up with it?

Always makes me smile:

Now we're doing 120, as fast as I could go,

The Rambler pulled alongside of me as if we're going slow,

The fellow rolled down his window and yelled for me to hear,

'Hey buddy, how can I get this car out of 2nd gear?'

Three of my favorites:

She's your adolescent dream

Schoolboy stuff, sticky-sweet romance

And she makes you want to scream

Wishing you could get inside her pants...

Interesting lyrics for a top-10 hit from a quarter century ago.

Hello Dad I'm in jail

Hello Dad I'm in jail

Hi Dad I'm calling from jail

Hi dad Happy Birthday

I'm in jail

Say hi to Mum from jail

Jail

All those year I'm in jail now

I'm in jail

I like it here I like it

Yeah throw away the key

I'm in jaiil

Hello Dad I'm in jail

Complete song lyrics!

You gave Simon Le Bon a yacht!

Come on, you gave Don Johnson a yacht!

You really need to hear it.

If I could find it... The Bloodhound Gang has some absolutely hilarious lyrics. But I can't...*sigh*

What about that T-Pain song "I'm In Love With a Stripper"

im in love wit a stripper

she poppin she rollin she rollin

she climbin dat pole

and im in love wit a stripper

she trippin she playin she playin

i aint goin nowhere girl im stayin

out of all the girls she be the hottest

In the way she commin down i see you girl

spreadin wide n she lookin at me right in my eye

yea she got my attention

yea yea yea

did i forget to mention

yea yea yea

i need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang

Mike Jones made it popular with his remix.

Cake has some of my favorite lyrics (and songs)

This one's got a Chevy in it that advocates bench seats ---

Stick Shifts and Safety Belts:

Stick shifts and safety belts

Bucket seats have all got to go

When I'm driving in my car

It makes my baby seem so far

I need you here with me

Not way over in a bucket seat

I need you to be here with me

not way over in a bucket seat

But when we're driving in my Malibu

It's easy to get right next to you

I say "Baby, scoot over please"

And then she's right there next to me

I need you here with me

Not way over in a bucket seat

I need you to be here with me

Not way over in a bucket seat

Well a lot of good cars are Japanese

But when we're driving far

I need my baby, I need my baby next to me

Ah..well

Stick shifts and safety belts

Bucket seats have all got to go

When I'm driving in my car

It makes my baby seem so far

I need you here with me

Not way over in a bucket seat

I need you to be here with me

Not way over in a bucket seat

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And then

Race Car Ya-Yas

The land of race car ya-yas

The land where you can't change lanes

The land where large fuzzy dice

Still hang proudly like testicles

From rear view mirrors

The land of race car ya-yas

The land where you can't change lanes

The land where large fuzzy dice

Still hang proudly like testicles

From rear view mirrors

The land of race car ya-yas

Ya-yas

Aw Naw

The land of race car ya-yas

The land of race car ya-yas

Race car ya-yas

I like balthy's and I'm in Love with a Stripper..