January 31, 200620 yr like for example.... "No Particular Place To Go" Ridin' along in my automobile My baby beside me at the wheel I stole a kiss at the turn of a mile My curiosity runnin' wild Cruisin' and playin' the radio With no particular place to go. Ridin' along in my automobile I'm anxious to tell her the way I feel, So I told her softly and sincere, And she leaned and whispered in my ear Cuddlin' more and drivin' slow, With no particular place to go. No particular place to go, So we parked way out on the Kokomo The night was young and the moon was bold So we both decided to take a stroll Can you imagine the way I felt? I couldn't unfasten her safety belt! Ridin' along in my calaboose Still tryin' to get her belt unloose All the way home I held a grudge, But the safety belt, it wouldn't budge Cruisin' and playin' the radio With no particular place to go. any more you guys find funny...... i had a belt break on me before but this would piss me off. www.lyrics.com Edited January 31, 200620 yr by capriceman
January 31, 200620 yr STP has a song that lasts close to two minutes that says... Hey everybody, Where did Mary go? Where did Mary go? And where's my only cigarette? Please think for me, I can't bear to I'll just lie here for awhile Wet myself Wet my bed I traded it all for her, ya' know Clean sheets, incense, and lots of fluffy pillows Now soiled And where's my cigarette? Did you check the bathroom? The bathtub? She sleeps there sometimes What? It cleanses ya' know Washes dirt away and makes new Maybe she Maybe she Maybe she swam away... What the hell is up with it?
January 31, 200620 yr Always makes me smile: Now we're doing 120, as fast as I could go, The Rambler pulled alongside of me as if we're going slow, The fellow rolled down his window and yelled for me to hear, 'Hey buddy, how can I get this car out of 2nd gear?'
January 31, 200620 yr Three of my favorites: She's your adolescent dream Schoolboy stuff, sticky-sweet romance And she makes you want to scream Wishing you could get inside her pants... Interesting lyrics for a top-10 hit from a quarter century ago. Hello Dad I'm in jail Hello Dad I'm in jail Hi Dad I'm calling from jail Hi dad Happy Birthday I'm in jail Say hi to Mum from jail Jail All those year I'm in jail now I'm in jail I like it here I like it Yeah throw away the key I'm in jaiil Hello Dad I'm in jail Complete song lyrics! You gave Simon Le Bon a yacht! Come on, you gave Don Johnson a yacht! You really need to hear it.
January 31, 200620 yr If I could find it... The Bloodhound Gang has some absolutely hilarious lyrics. But I can't...*sigh*
January 31, 200620 yr What about that T-Pain song "I'm In Love With a Stripper" im in love wit a stripper she poppin she rollin she rollin she climbin dat pole and im in love wit a stripper she trippin she playin she playin i aint goin nowhere girl im stayin out of all the girls she be the hottest In the way she commin down i see you girl spreadin wide n she lookin at me right in my eye yea she got my attention yea yea yea did i forget to mention yea yea yea i need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang Mike Jones made it popular with his remix.
January 31, 200620 yr Cake has some of my favorite lyrics (and songs) This one's got a Chevy in it that advocates bench seats --- Stick Shifts and Safety Belts: Stick shifts and safety belts Bucket seats have all got to go When I'm driving in my car It makes my baby seem so far I need you here with me Not way over in a bucket seat I need you to be here with me not way over in a bucket seat But when we're driving in my Malibu It's easy to get right next to you I say "Baby, scoot over please" And then she's right there next to me I need you here with me Not way over in a bucket seat I need you to be here with me Not way over in a bucket seat Well a lot of good cars are Japanese But when we're driving far I need my baby, I need my baby next to me Ah..well Stick shifts and safety belts Bucket seats have all got to go When I'm driving in my car It makes my baby seem so far I need you here with me Not way over in a bucket seat I need you to be here with me Not way over in a bucket seat -------------------------------------- And then Race Car Ya-Yas The land of race car ya-yas The land where you can't change lanes The land where large fuzzy dice Still hang proudly like testicles From rear view mirrors The land of race car ya-yas The land where you can't change lanes The land where large fuzzy dice Still hang proudly like testicles From rear view mirrors The land of race car ya-yas Ya-yas Aw Naw The land of race car ya-yas The land of race car ya-yas Race car ya-yas
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