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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

GMTruckGuy74
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Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) - happy birthday!!

In honor of his special day, I present the following:

1. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

2. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

3. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.

4. Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than death can process them.

5. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

6. Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

7. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

8. A cobra once bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

9. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

10. The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bullet-proof.

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    Oh yes chuck norris ........ a real American hero.

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    Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) - happy birthday!!

    In honor of his special day, I present the following:

    1. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

    2. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

    3. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.

    4. Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than death can process them.

    5. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

    6. Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

    7. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

    8. A cobra once bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

    9. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    10. The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bullet-proof.

    :lol:

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