Gin is good.

Too much goodness can be bad.

Gin is good.

Too much goodness can be bad.

GIN,GOOD = OXYMORON

Edited March 13, 201016 yr by RjION

Gin is good.

Too much goodness can be bad.

Gin is poison, but lemme guess, Beefeater?

headache

eyes like piss holes in a snowbank

cotton mouth

puking

loss of consciousness

what's not to like?

GIN,GOOD = OXYMORON

Just have to get good gin. Hard to make a proper martini without good gin.

Gin is poison, but lemme guess, Beefeater?

tanqueray 10

martini LOL .................

I like gin once in a while...though for martinis I prefer vodka.

Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

Doesn't work....

What's funny about a martini?

What's funny about a martini?

GIN

The appropriate response to "I need the lyrics so I can sing"

is not

"you need more than lyrics dear"

Doesn't work....

Maybe not for you

I'm a beer guy anyways....

An advantage to being gay. Candles.

A freak microburst brought down a tree and pulled down the wires on my street.

Being gay, we have more candles than the Vatican on Easter Sunday. It feels like we have the lights on, just dimmed.

I'm a beer guy anyways....

Piss in some club soda and you've got basically the same thing.

An advantage to being gay. Candles.

A freak microburst brought down a tree and pulled down the wires on my street.

Being gay, we have more candles than the Vatican on Easter Sunday. It feels like we have the lights on, just dimmed.

Hell, I'm straight and love candles...but glad you guys had fun...

We're still having fun. Power is still out here. They haven't even started working on it yet. It looks like the power pole is cracked and bending. I have a laptop and a cellular internet connection so I can keep tabs on you guys.

Cool...more work for an electrician to fix...

Sadly, I've found those 'kid-sized' 7 oz beers are about enough for me anymore.

On a commercial power grid here- power never goes out here more than 1 minute.

I've found that when I decide drink about a quarter bottle of vodka, I end up being a good 3 hours late to work the next day.

You ain't no kind of man until you've drank a few shots of 'shine.

That having a large retail store to admit that they took EUR100 from you takes a lot of trouble and time... Let's see how they propose to solve this thing next Wednesday at the Consumer Conflicts Arbitrage Centre here in Lisbon...

Piss in some club soda and you've got basically the same thing.