Is no longer funny

Considering I have a high school diploma, I decree that this thread lacks excitement. And ventiports.

Considering I do not have a high school diploma, I shall inquire about fucking magnets and how they carry out their intended function.

I just wanted to squeeze that last one out.

Considering I have a high school diploma, I decree that this thread lacks excitement. And ventiports.

Considering I have a high school diploma, I will remind you that it is EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Considering I have a high school diploma, I will thank you for the reminder and will henceforth try to remember that it is EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!! or nothing.

Considering I have a high school diploma, I have a meeting tomorrow in which I am now determined to use the phrase, "considering I have a high school diploma."

Considering I have a high school diploma, I presume that someone dropped something down their floor vent not too long after this was attached to the car.

Considering I have a high school diploma, I am amazed at how many people failed at this basic task in life.

Considering I have a high school diploma, anyone could get one.

Considering I have a high school diploma, I will thank you for the reminder and will henceforth try to remember that it is EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!! or nothing.

Considering I have a high school diploma, things are now right in the world.....

Considering I have a (Catholic) high school diploma, I'm still Catholic.

Considering I have a high school diploma, things are now right in the world.....

Considering I have a high school diploma, I know that can't possibly be the case.

Considering I have a high school diploma, I must remark there is an insubstantial amount of any given fuel source to keep this "hip" and "trendy" internet "meme" going at full strength.

*blinks* those square hats can put an eye out when tossed.

(from Deuce Bigelow)I want a man who's unemployed. And went to a community college.

I am...and I did.

It seems I missed quite the happening around here.

considering I have a high school diploma isn't something I do very often, considering I have a master's degree.

considering I have a high school diploma isn't something I do very often, considering I have a master's degree.

I was sort of thinking the same thing. That's funny.

What does a diploma for "Candidate of Philosophy" get me?

What does a diploma for "Candidate of Philosophy" get me?

Considering I have a high school diploma, I think it'll get you a job at Starbucks.

considering I have a high school diploma isn't something I do very often, considering I have a master's degree.

Ya, got one of those also. And I passed my PhD candidacy exam. But burnt out on academic life and left ABD...

Considering I have a high school diploma, I think it'll get you a job at Starbucks.

lol burn

Considering I don't have a high school diploma, my future occupation will likely be employment as 'custodial engineer' at my former high school.

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Considering I have a high school diploma, I think it'll get you a job at Starbucks.

lol burn

Then it's a good thing I got the diploma that comes after "Candidate of Philosophy" no lol burn for me!

Edited April 15, 201015 yr by AAS

Considering I have a high school diploma, I think it'll get you a job at Starbucks.

Waiter!

What does a diploma for "Candidate of Philosophy" get me?

The status of almost being a Dr.?

Then it's a good thing I got the diploma that comes after "Candidate of Philosophy" no lol burn for me!

... and considering I have a high school diploma, I should have known to keep reading until the very end to see how this plot resolved itself. But I never liked literature.

Edited April 15, 201015 yr by Lamar

Considering in about a month I will receive my college degree, I decided to go on to receive my MBA and possibly my law degree. Only then will I inquire about cursed magnets and the perplexities consociated to their given function.

Edited April 15, 201015 yr by Nick

not only do i have the high school diploma, but i was a star in the HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.

Not only do I have a high school diploma, I've also traveled overseas before... to Canada!

not only do i have the high school diploma, but i was a star in the HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.

Not only do I have a high school diploma, I've also traveled overseas before... to Canada!

You two are doing it wrong.

As per official rules set by Mr. Satty it should always start with, "Considering I have a high school diploma....."

-1 to both of you

You two are doing it wrong.

As per official rules set by Mr. Satty it should always start with, "Considering I have a high school diploma....."

-1 to both of you

Considering I have a high school diploma, I agree with this guy, although I cannot take all the credit, as bring_buick_back is the person who was originally considering he had a high school diploma.

Considering I have a high school diploma, I agree with this guy, although I cannot take all the credit, as bring_buick_back is the person who was originally considering he had a high school diploma.

America was always there, yet credit goes to Columbus for finding it and making the region prosperous.

not only do i have the high school diploma, but i was a star in the HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.

I did always figure you for the drama type....

Considering I have a high school diploma and then some, I really feel like I should have known to check twice before turning in front of that car the other day while I was driving into the sun. Clear road wasn't so clear once the sun wasn't shining directly at me, and I now have a $4000 repair bill for a perfectly drivable car (with a crunched passenger door and barely-damaged B-pillar) I need to have that is only worth $2500 now. Boo.

Bummer.

Considering I have a high school diploma and then some, I really feel like I should have known to check twice before turning in front of that car the other day while I was driving into the sun. Clear road wasn't so clear once the sun wasn't shining directly at me, and I now have a $4000 repair bill for a perfectly drivable car (with a crunched passenger door and barely-damaged B-pillar) I need to have that is only worth $2500 now. Boo.

Considering I have a high school diploma, I shouldn't have smashed my finger on my left hand while adjusting the belt on a rooftop hvac unit today...

Considering I have a high school diploma and then some, I really feel like I should have known to check twice before turning in front of that car the other day while I was driving into the sun. Clear road wasn't so clear once the sun wasn't shining directly at me, and I now have a $4000 repair bill for a perfectly drivable car (with a crunched passenger door and barely-damaged B-pillar) I need to have that is only worth $2500 now. Boo.

This has got to be your worst post ever. I'm sorry to hear it. Let us know what you plan to do. It seems what was once a mainstay of the American road is becoming a rarer sight day by day. Sigh.

Edited April 17, 201015 yr by ocnblu

This has got to be your worst post ever. I'm sorry to hear it. Let us know what you plan to do. It seems what was once a mainstay of the American road is becoming a rarer sight day by day. Sigh.

Trust me I know. I got really excited the other day when I saw a Gen II on the freeway because yea, you just don't see many of them.

SO...we are going to try to repair it, because frankly I need a car and $2500 doesn't buy $h!, not after $$$ for clunkers. Just what body shop and how much of a repair for what price.

Considering I have a high school diploma, you would think I would know by now that spilling some oil on the floor when doing an oil change in someone else's garage with a perfectly clean concrete floor was inevitable, and would have put down something to catch it. But, I was too anxious to finish so I could see if the '69 Cougar XR7 would start up so I could take it for a test drive.

Jesus, sweet mother of Mary...I love the old Cougars like that...kind of a neat variant on the Mustang.

And we all know how I feel about Mustangs!