This is also something I'd expect Satty to post.

Cue "cut vs. uncut" debate.

I'm going to call this one while I'm at it: someone here is going to ask for photos.

This thread is worthless etc. etc.

Really ocn? I thought this would erect your interest.

...the "without pics" was inferred...

I'm not blessed with over sized equipment, but I've never gotten a complaint either...

Once I'm done with the cigarettes, I'll be even more dangerous...

Once I'm done with the fags, I'll be even more dangerous...

for those non existent British here. hahah

no offense guys.

Number 6 is only half right I think.... the lower half...

Im thinking #5 would have an interesting cast.

'Is that a penile cast, or are you just glad to see me?'

My poor little innocent mind has been penetrated. Thanks alot.

The cast would prolly look like one of those Fleshlight ™ thingies. No I don't have one, but I've seen a few demo videos.

Edited May 20, 201015 yr by ocnblu

Well the worst thing you didn't know about being a penis is you live with two nuts, your neighbor is an asshole, your best friend is a pussy and your owner beats you every day.

Some life.

For some their best friend is an asshole, too

Edited May 21, 201015 yr by FloydHendershot

Well the worst thing you didn't know about being a penis is you live with two nuts, your neighbor is an asshole, your best friend is a pussy and your owner beats you every day.

Some life.

For some their best friend is an asshole, too

They're wonderful devices, those penises. They certainly do stand out in that neighborhood.

Who in our group can do #2?

Ow!

Who in our group can do #2?

Haven't tried since I was in my mid-20's, I came within 3 inches.

thx4the.info

yw np

Haven't tried since I was in my mid-20's, I came within 3 inches.

LOL, the rest are just shy of revealing their (in)capabilities.

Yes sir, they are. Shoot, most of us have been around here so long, we're like brothers. I didn't think it was too personal to answer the question, especially since it's been such a long time since I tried. And tried.

Who in our group can do #2?

Why would I need to? I've never had trouble finding someone do to it for me....

this is one area where I favor outsourcing the work...

Why would I need to? I've never had trouble finding someone do to it for me....

this is one area where I favor outsourcing the work...

Seriously.

Hehaheh

Fascinating list. Period.

Why would I need to? I've never had trouble finding someone do to it for me....

this is one area where I favor outsourcing the work...

I am conducting a mini-poll to see if our results match the statistics quoted.

A mini pole? Not an image I was hoping for in a thread like this.

I am conducting a mini-poll to see if our results match the statistics quoted.

If it's a mini-poll, I'm disqualified.

Who in our group can do #2?

When I was young and flexible... I doubt I still could and I haven't bothered to try in years. As with Oldsmoboi... I do alot of outsourcing.

Edited May 22, 201015 yr by blackviper8891

I'm reminded of the old saw:

Why does the dog lick his balls?

Because he can.