From today's paper... looks like a Cobalt on a bike path upside down.

fwd doesn't work in snow. Auto Builders will now move to RWD.

FYI: That's not a Cobalt. It's a Metro. Carry on.

FYI: That's not a Cobalt. It's a Metro. Carry on.

Ahh..I knew it was some little Chevy...saw the bowtie.

"Anti-bicycling protesters attempt to block a bike path with small cars."

"That was close! Thank you defensive bicycling course."

"look-I found a parking spot..."

"torque steer sucks!"

(yes it's a metro)

Wpbharry and Joshypoo.

got too wild and broke the Malibu.

So they rented a Geo and drove to town,

but wound up in a ditch, upsidedown.

As they huddled together, trying not to freeze,

Harry whipped off his shirt and started a strip tease.

"That's disgusting!" said a guy on a bike,

"That naked old man, and that drunk little tyke."

Edited February 16, 200619 yr by wpbharriet

By the way, that bike path is about 15 feet below the street along a creek.. it's a busy four-lane street I drive every day, and it was a bit icy this morning..

"In local news, a bicyclist lost his dinghy today..."

omg... harriet...

:rotflmao: @ harriet

Harriet is just plain killing me!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Wow... that poem was beyond weird. But hilarious.

Edited February 17, 200619 yr by Cadillacfan

"I've fallen and I can't get up!!!"

[PBS Documentary Voice]Oddly enough, while the Metro's miniscule size means almost certain death in most other types of accidents, it actually proves advantageous in rollovers, as it is too light to crush itself. [/PBS Documentary Voice]

Haha Harriet...

Seriously, how many people have the password for Harriet?

that's some funny $h!!

Just because it works on the Mach5 doesn't mean it'll work on your little Chevy. It was just a cartoon, people.

Oh my Joshie, you rocked my car too hard.

He said "hard", hehehehe...