February 18, 200620 yr "Who needs charcoal when I got a hot coochie like dis to cook your meat, boyz?" In a last-ditch attempt to keep her husband from going on yet another fishing trip with his best friend, Lola tries adding some rich, smoky flavor to her taco. All of BillyBob's fantasies came true that Saturday afternoon when he came back outside to find his 12th grade English teacher had taken over smoking his frankfurters. Erma saw a really good recipe in Cosmo for smoked tuna, so she fired up the grill and got down to bidness. Even though the operation was only days away, Chuck couldn't quell the urge to grill a t-bone steak before the "big snip".
February 18, 200620 yr Really? Your face did this? Hmmm... I must be losing my touch. Sorry bud. I'm sure the contest is open to the whole crew. Caption away!
February 18, 200620 yr Samantha wanted to get the guys at the Dance so instead of perfume she used the smell of BBQ.
February 18, 200620 yr And sadly moments later Mrs. Rogers burst into flames. Remember boys and girls don't fan a fart around a Bar-B-Q!
February 20, 200620 yr Author Hmmm... I must be losing my touch. Quite the contrary... I was just joking wiht ya! I got one: This is WHY men are responsible for the grilling & BBQ-ing.
February 22, 200620 yr How about this one? I thought of it while driving to work after getting the 'Balt's oil changed: "Having had one too many margaritas, Cindy mistakes the barbeque for her neighbor's five year old son."
February 22, 200620 yr Author Still loving that Datsun pickup sig! So very true and it matches my sig to boot. Edited February 22, 200620 yr by Sixty8panther
March 5, 200620 yr "You see, Jeremy, it's a really long and complicated story involving a forklift, some newspapers and a jar of applesauce...hey who wants some scotch?" Edited March 5, 200620 yr by Croc
March 5, 200620 yr Subaru's first factory-backed Rally effort ended in spectacular failure, but it only made them more determined to succeed... Edited March 5, 200620 yr by ocnblu
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