Warning: Some colourful language.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B55uUwMGorY

The reporter was doing a story on a local marathon, and the guy in the video is mad that everyone running in the marathon "works at the arsenal and drives a Mercedes Benz," so he's saying that they should have to walk to get around everywhere instead of just getting out to run to show off and strut that ass.

And now a remix:

That is absolutely brilliant! Is dude drunk?

When I get on the treadmill @ the gym, you know what? Ahmoan be "struttin' that ass"... dammit, I won't be able to get this outa my head.

That is pretty funny. I watched it twice, but I still don't understand what it is that he's so upset about?

That remix got me chuckling. The funnier thing is that I understood his beef better from the remix than I did from the raw footage.

If I had to guess, maybe he's upset about the white collar workforce screwing up the economy and the working mans' living.

Strutting ass, now featuring autotune:

Edited August 1, 201015 yr by whiteknight

that is actually pretty brilliant of a remix. lol.. or it's just late for me. hehe

Where's the bootylicious babes with pink sweatpants with the word "juicy" written on the ass of 'em when you need 'em?

Hell, I'd be willing to settle for a video of such with those aforementioned ladies ... but only if Struttin' Ass were there, fitted out with a blingin' grille and some blingin' bling. Of course, SA would have to lead these fine women in his trademark dance during the biggest balls-to-the-wall chorus known to man.

Then, of course, Bob Seger and Struttin' Ass would team up for a new version of ... well, need the title of the song be said? If I have to say it, you're a.) too young to be here and b.) don't listen to rock 'n roll, which by that I mean, actual damn rock and roll and not that "bree bree" chuga-chuga garbage.

/endrant

/strutsass

Edited August 1, 201015 yr by whiteknight

The lack of animated gifs for this new meme is disappointing. GifSoup crashing harder than a Solstice into a K-Rail every five minutes likely doesn't help.

...and the points keep racking up...