And all that has absolutely nothing to do with anything!

You could say, "Okay, I'm wrong about that fact. I just don't like the car." But you don't. You insist there's some sort of logic to your dislike. Guess what - its a preference, so there doesn't need to be logic! Making up facts that take about sixteen seconds to disqualify doesn't reinforce your opinions and make them fact.

This is the best argument ever because I've never seen anyone go so far away from the beginning to try to prove the beginning point correct. Seriously, whenever I read this, I need to have GoogleMaps on a second browser so I can find out where the hell you're going.