I am down down on my luck, and this would make my day.

I am looking to purchase an Escalade or Denali from some rich person that just feels like contributing to a functioning member of society without the care of financial loss.

Don't worry, it will come back to you through Karma.

I am also an excellent cabinet builder and would be willing to trade these services

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-Purchase-cheap-Escalade-from-some-rich-person-W0QQAdIdZ237595710

I've seen more absurd claims or ideas....

For the dreamer in all of us, I hope he finds his Escalade, in exchange for some nice cabinet work.

For the dreamer in all of us, I hope he finds his Escalade, in exchange for some DAMNED nice cabinet work.

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For the dreamer in all of us, I hope he finds his Escalade, in exchange for some nice cabinet work.

I've seen cabinet work I'd trade an Escalade for. I am a huge fan of about any kind of custom woodworking....

You obviously have not read either my, or WMJ's Craigslist computer hardware postings.