Caught this parked out in front of work today. A pic is worth a billion words ...

That's quite a fender bender it had.

Oh Good Lord, let me set it up for you, Jacket: Gee, I wonder what it hit?

jerps

Study the pic a bit closer. I think the joke might be lost on a few of ya ...

Add another 'p', rearrange the letters, and you can get the currently trendy buzzword 'derp'.

Study the pic a bit closer. I think the joke might be lost on a few of ya ...

actually no

That is classic.

actually no

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Study the pic a bit closer. I think the joke might be lost on a few of ya ...

Not at all, it was just less interesting than that damage.

Not at all, it was just less interesting than that damage.

Am I really that bad at being sarcastic?

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Oh man, looks like its going to need a new fender, hood, bumper and headlight. That won't be cheap. Luckily these Jeeps are a dime a dozen, parts shouldn't be too hard to find.

First Cherokee I've seen in months that doesn't have a lift and a snorkel.

I really like that color on it. I always thought these looked best in red or black.

I feel like such an idiot! I see it now! That blue Grand Marquis is pretty fly!

Yeah I'm not normally big on bright red but it does look good in this scenario. I liked how Jeep made 2-door Cherokees back in the day, you don't see that anymore. They should consider doing it again, Land Rover thinks there's a market for it.

Did you know that the 7-slot grill is a registered trademark of Jeep? Also, did you know that Hummers had 7 slot grills and were allowed to have them because the trademark office said the Hummer was based on the HUMVEE and the HUMVEE had a 7 slot grill.

Interesting that they found a loophole that allowed them to use a 7 slot grill.