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Not a joke with a punchline, but a saying (even seen on a t-shirt) that I'm very fond of:

Heaven is where ...

... the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian, and it's all organized by the Swiss

Hell is where ...

... the cooks are British, the mechanics are French, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organized by the Italians

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