All you have to do is make a "parody" of a song includin jokes about another member, no hard feeling noone, and also say i write one about wpbharry, wpbharry doesw not have to write the next one, again no hard feelings.

Jessies Girl ~rick springfield

Bobino (trinacriabob) is a friend,

yeah, I know he's been

a good friend of mine

But lately something's changed

that ain't hard to define

Bobino's got himself a Impala

and I want to make it mine

And its watching him with those headlights

And its lovin' him with that body,

I just know it

Yeah 'n' he's holding her

in his arms late,

late at night

You know, I wish that I had Bobino's Impala,

I wish that I had Bobino's Impala

Where can I find a car like that

I play along with the charade,

there doesn't seem to be

a reason to change

You know, I feel so dirty

when they start driving fast

I wanna tell it that I love it,

but the point is probably moot

'Cos it's watching him with those headlights

And it's lovin' him with that body,

I just know it

And he's driving her

fast late, late at night

Like Bobino's Impala,

I wish that I had Bobino's Impala

Where can I find a car,

where can I find a car like that

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,

wondering what it don't see in me

I've been funny,

I've been cool with the lines

Ain't that the way

love supposed to be

Tell me, where can I find a car like that

[solo]

You know, I wish that I had Bobino's Impala,

I wish that I had Bobino's Impala

I want Bobino's Impala,

where can I find a car like that, like

Jessie's girl,

I wish that I had Bobino's Impala,

I want,

I want Bobino's Impala

i get lost

in your thighs

and i feel

my * rise

and so i'll sl1-p 1t in

this ain't love that i am in

i sang that to debbie and she loved it

Edited April 21, 200619 yr by regfootball

This one I thought up a long time ago...I was listening to Welcome to the Jungle and I happened to have McDonalds on my mind...doesn't really have anything to do with any C&G members, but I thought I'd post it anyways.

Welcome to McDonalds where we have it made your way

Learn to live like an animal on the Jungle Gym where we play

If you have a hunger for what you see

We’ll make it eventually

You can have anything you want but your not gonna get it for free

At McDonalds

Welcome to McDonalds

Can I take your order pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pleeease? pleease?

At McDonalds

Welcome to McDonalds

It’s gonna make you fat! ((or) It’s gonna bring you back!)

This one I thought up a long time ago...I was listening to Welcome to the Jungle and I happened to have McDonalds on my mind...doesn't really have anything to do with any C&G members, but I thought I'd post it anyways.

Welcome to McDonalds where we have it made your way

Learn to live like an animal on the Jungle Gym where we play

If you have a hunger for what you see

We’ll make it eventually

You can have anything you want but your not gonna get it for free

At McDonalds

Welcome to McDonalds

Can I take your order pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pleeease? pleease?

At McDonalds

Welcome to McDonalds

It’s gonna make you fat! ((or) It’s gonna bring you back!)

that reminded me of a show on VH1 a while back... called "VH1's Ill-ustrated" and they actually had Axl Rose working at a fast food place and he sang a version of Welcome to the Jungle similar to that... i miss that show it was hilarious...

while we're on the topic of GnR... heres a little thing i just threw together for my good pal 68...

to the tune of Sweet Child O' Mine

She's got a V8 that it seems to me

Reminds me of childhood memories

Where everything

Was big and rear wheel drive

Now and then when I see her face

She takes me away to that special place

And if I'd stare too long

I'd probably break down and cry

Oh ooooh oh Sweet Buick o' mine

oh oh oh oh Sweet ’59

She's a giant, old school land yacht

And of course she’s a hardtop

I’d hate to listen to the motor

And hear a piston pop

the interior reminds me of a warm safe place

Where as a child I'd hide

And pray for the thunder

And the rain

To quietly pass me by

Oh ooooh oh Sweet Buick o' mine

oh oh oh oh Sweet ’59

Where do we go

Where do we go now

Where do we go

Sweet Buick o' mine