Yo momma so ugly when she went to the supermarket the cameras turned around.

Edited April 21, 200619 yr by Charger4U

Yo' momma is so fat she suffers from low self-esteem.

Ha!

Yo momma so hairy her tits have afros!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

yo mama is so poor she couldnt afford an abortion when she got pregnant with you.

yo mama is so poor she couldnt afford an abortion when she got pregnant with you.

RUDE!

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Your mama's so fat, I tried to swerve around her and ran out of gas.

yo mama so hairy u almost died of rugburn at birth

yo mama so hairy u almost died of rugburn at birth

Oh shizz...bad mental picture...damn you Charger...lol.

I remember this one from elementary school...

"Yo mama's so fat she uses the 405 (freeway in So Cal) as a slip-n-slide"

Your momma/girlfriend so ugly i can have sex with her in any position and its still considered doggie style!

Yo momma so big, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house! (new one, huh?)

yo mama so full of $h! she overflows the toilet before flushing

your momma so nasty her tits give sour milk!

Yo mamma is so fat she walked by the TV and we lost cable for a week.

An old friend of mine is responsible for this gem:

"Yo mama so dry, even the crabs carry canteens"

Just made this one up...

"Yo mama's so huge... the elephant rides her!"

Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.

Your momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Flys moms so hairy,

she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."

Yo mommas so fat when you want to kiss her you gotta punch her in the belly and ride the third wave

Yo mommas so fat when you want to kiss her you gotta punch her in the belly and ride the third wave

only 3?? daaaaaaaayum yo mama makes her look anorexic!

*ahem* I take it someone actually likes MTV.

Anyways... I'm not good at "Yo Mamma" jokes. Seriously. Just "Yo Daddy" ones...

Kidding!

your mamma is so fat that when God said let there be light he told your mamma to get her fat ass out of the way.

Your momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

THAT's the other one I was trying to remember!!!!

Damn you Fly, and your superior memory retention!!

Yo' momma's so dumb she thought Cheerios were donut seeds.

Your mama's so fat, when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time

yo mama is so poor she couldnt afford an abortion when she got pregnant with you.

I just sent that as a text message to just about everyone in my phone.

Yo momma's pussy so nasty we turned her upside down and had chip dip.

Yo momma so ugly Madusa turned to stone.

Sticks and stones may break my bones...but so did your mom in bed, she's so fat.

Yo momma's like a shotgun. One cock and she blows.

What's the difference between yo momma and a 747? Not everyone's had a ride on a 747.

Yo mama so fat she cant even see her own dick

Yo mama so fat she cant even see her own dick

Yo mamma's a transexual.

yo momma so huge... she uses the ZAP Xebra as roller skates...

Yo mama so fat she drinks like 10 kegs before she blows a .02

Your mama's so ugly, when she enetered an ugly contest they said,"NO PROFFESIONALS!"

yo mamas so ugly, when she stuck her head out of the window, she got arrested for indecent exposure

Yo mamma's underwear is so crusty her crabs ride dirt bikes.

Yo mamma is so fat she was baptised at sea world.

Yo momma so stupid I said "penny for your thoughts" & she gave me back change.

personal favorite:

Yo momma so fat she eats mayonase with her tylenol!