Good news: This part

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Bad News: You just saw your Ex Wife and your ex Lover who both live in the Neighborhood after you bought your house and moved in.

Good News: You notice your Ex Wife's lover was the drunk guy at Barrett Jackson whom bought your busted-ass Cimarron.

Bad news: that busted-ass Cimarron is the place where the magic happened for the first time with your ex-wife. So now he has the girl AND the car. He's taking over your life!

Good news: you finally offloaded that piece of trash.

(The Cimarron or the ex-wife, you wonder? The answer's yes. )

???

*rendered speechless*

*good news/bad news, your choice*

Bad News: Your Ex used the stored sperm to nock herself up and is now asking for child support when the baby is born.

Good news, it was the wrong stored sperm and you can now sue....

Bad News: Another woman comes forward claiming your the father of her tripplets.

Good news micheal jackson was the father....

Bad News: You just found out with the DNA Test that this woman is your sister.

Bad news: air filters I buy a lot of for lawn mowers just went from $2.99 to $7.99....a 167% motherf@#king increase!

Bad news: air filters I buy a lot of for lawn mowers just went from $2.99 to $7.99....a 167% motherf@#king increase!

How does that go with the story line?

Because potato.

Good news: the infinitesimally small chance that a DNA test could be wrong worked in your favor. This woman's father is a potato farmer from Pocatello.

(Had to bring it all back together somehow...)

Bad news: Your mother confines on her death bed that your father is not really your father but your distant 3rd uncle is and he is a potato farmer from Pocatello.

Good news: You love potatoes & hope to get to know your father/distance 3rd uncle better in the future.

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Bad News, upon visiting your 3rd Uncle, you discover many attractive ladies in the little town of Pocatello. Wonder how many are related to you.

Good News: She gave birth to them, and they look absolutely nothing like you and couldn't possibly be yours.

Bad News, Your Uncle says for you to inherit your share of his Potato Empire valued as 37 million you must move to Detroit and work for a few years at one of the auto companies.

Good News: He died from noxious fumes coming from rotten potatoes before he could add this to his will.

This is actually a true story by the way, a family was wiped out by this from rotten potatoes in their basement:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2409920/Russian-girl-8--orphaned-ENTIRE-family-wiped-deadly-gas-caused-rotting-potatoes-cellar.html

Bad News: The lawyer has it on audio that he wanted this added to his will so it will be enforced.

Good news: a Mafia hitman was hired to talk to the lawyer and make sure he "see's things our way."

Bad News - You fall madly in love with your warranty tech, causing strange untapped feelings that lead you to seek psychiatric help.

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Bad News - You fall madly in love with your warranty tech, causing strange untapped feelings that lead you to seek psychiatric help.

Not sure how that fits into the story line?

Bad News, Your Mafia Hitman falls hard for the Lovely Lawyer.

Good News, The lawyer made a deal for flipping on the Mafia and now she can live happily ever after with her Hitman lover in witness protection as a pizza delivery driver.

Bad news, one of the guys she flipped on is out of prison now and just ordered a pizza.

 

Nothing like resurrecting dead threads when you're bored, right?

Good News: The Pizza delivery guy was a DEA agent for a sting op not delivering pizzas but formerly confiscated controlled substances. The guy is taken right back to jail, and the best part, you're none the wiser; so you decide to change your name, change your hair style; and move out of Detroit.

Nothing like resurrecting dead threads when you're bored, right?

 

...while ignoring new ones ... LOL!

 

 

 

Continuing the story....

Bad news: you moved to Battle Creek.

 

 

Cort www.oldcarsstronghearts.com

1979 & 1989 Caprice Classics | pigValve, paceMaker, cowValve

"No good news in the news this morning" __ Lacy J Dalton __ 'Black Coffee'

Good news, it's only a temporary stop on the way to someplace that should be better.  Bad news, you are not allowed to leave Michigan, either way.

Good News, The Seattle Bore Tunnel machine never stopped digging and surfaced in Michigan giving you access to escape to the Pacific North West.

Good News, The Seattle Bore Tunnel machine never stopped digging and surfaced in Michigan giving you access to escape to the Pacific North West.

Bad news, The ends of the tunnel collapsed shut with you in the middle.

 

(I so read the original post wrong and thought I was supposed to be doing the good and bad together, I feel a bit stupid now).

Good News: Its nice to be friendly with the neighbors.

 

Bad News: Your neighbour maybe a little too friendly...with your wife...

Good News: You're finally going to purpose and have the ring

 

Bad News: The dog swallowed it (Talk about diamond in the rough)

Good news:  Doggie has a touch of the diarrhea, so no digging around to find the ring.

 

Bad news:  it happened on your future mother-in-law's Persian rug.

We'll since we changed the style of flow from a single good to bad on the next post to good and went with good and bad on the same post, I will adjust to the new flow.

 

Good News, your outgoing Director who was paid $300,000 a year gets a bit tipsy at her going away party and is telling you interesting tidbits about the dynamics of others so you know what to expect.

 

Bad News, she also let slip that she feared not finding a decent replacement for you at your last appraisal and when they wanted to promote you and she torpedoed you on purpose to keep you from leaving.

Well, I'm a bit lost now, we had left some people stranded in a tunnel and now we're at the mother-in-law's and drinking with the boss.

 

Good news:  You got your boss fired and took her job using the information from her night of drunkenness.

 

Bad news: You're now being investigated by the FBI, SEC, and IRS for some discrepancies that occurred under her watch.

Good News: The company asks you to review all the fired boss info with the FBI, SEC and IRS to help clean up the mess you inherited and they are giving you a bonus for cleaning up a dark moment for the company.

 

Bad News: Your future mother in laws Persian rug is a total loss. 

 

Nothing like blending two stories into one!

Good news, you've found where there might be a beautiful rug to replace the ruined one.

 

Bad news, it appears to currently be in a moving van trapped in a tunnel between Washington and Michigan.

 

There, that should bring the two stories back together....in theory.

Good news, Your future mother in-law forgave you for the carpet and understands your getting a new one. Better yet, FBI, SEC and IRS arrested your hellish old boss and closed the books on your company.

 

Bad news, You still have to figure out how to get the rug from the truck trapped in the tunnel between Washington and Michigan.

Good news, the tunnel collapse at the Seattle end was relatively minor and they've managed to dig through and retrieve the trapped people.

 

Bad news, they sold the rug to some mole people in exchange for food.

Good news: Yo're somehow wasted and giggling like an idiot.

 

Bad news: Yo're somehow wasted and giggling like an idiot.

Good News.. U found your way to Cheers and Gears after posting at Motor Trend Forum and all its $h!ty software

 

Bad News... Wingsnut followed U

Good News: Mole People decided to return the carpet to you.

 

Bad news: They asked for you to give them one of your children in exchange for the carpet.

Good news: you know what the inside of a funnel cloud looks like!

The bad news is pretty self-explanatory.

Good News:

Huey Lewis and the News

 

Bad News:

Bears.

Good news: Summer is truly here!

 

Bad news: where the hell is the rain.....