So, here's the rules: everyone posts three words at a time and we all make a story, sentence by sentence. This can go on and on as long as everyone keeps adding onto it.

 

I will start:

 

Everyone loves a...

good dirty joke.

Except your Grandma

who enjoys telling

Dirty Romance Stories.

Her funniest stories

Start with two

almost unbelievably big

beach bunnies named

beach bunnies named

 

after her favorite

Chip N Dale Dancers

whom she met

while in a 

yellow polka dot

Itty Bitty Bikini.

Sometimes they even

 

 

(wow, I totally forgot what this story was supposed to be about! Lets please try to avoid any more grandmothers in Bikinis, ugh not a nice mental picture)

change them out 

to help avoid

The fashion Police!

Who wore Itsy

, a brand by

your most favorite

 

 

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couple of Swedish

poledancing dwarf lesbians

who own the

the local bar

.  That is when