So.

My employer has a pretty strict Internet Access policy. How about everyone else? What are you allowed to do on the clock?

It was funny...

 

Lighten up...

 

At least he did not call you a grumpy old Greek...

 

 

But Greek version...

 

With a bouzouki in his arms...

 

- Teach me to dance!

 

- Dance?

Did you say...dance? Come on my boy!

 

 

OPA!

 

 

Yia Sou Leventi!

 

 

 

PS: there is a message in that song...listen to the whole clip...the Englishman learns to have...fun...he laughs at the end...

 

 

Of course it's funny, why else did I say 'good for you.'

I mean, calling Ford employees trolls is hilarious.....as he trolls other threads for responses. 

 

You made this Greek boy so proud.

 

Bravo Koukla!!!

Counting on others to have your back simply because of ethnicity is a fail.

 

It was funny...

 

Lighten up...

 

At least he did not call you a grumpy old Greek...

 

 

But Greek version...

 

With a bouzouki in his arms...

 

- Teach me to dance!

 

- Dance?

Did you say...dance? Come on my boy!

 

 

OPA!

 

 

Yia Sou Leventi!

 

 

 

PS: there is a message in that song...listen to the whole clip...the Englishman learns to have...fun...he laughs at the end...

 

 

Of course it's funny, why else did I say 'good for you.'

I mean, calling Ford employees trolls is hilarious.....as he trolls other threads for responses. 

 

You made this Greek boy so proud.

 

Bravo Koukla!!!

 

Greeks...usually...have a sense of humour...

 

Of all ethnics...we..Greeks...could laugh at ourselves...(See Stathis Psaltis)

 

And...Im Canadian besides all that...Canadians...also could laugh at ourselves (See Rick Moranis)...Canadians find it easier to laugh more at Americans (with them...not at them...see Dan Aykroyd  and John Candy)

 

So...you trying to shame me...wont work...

 

Especially the on Greek part...

Edited September 25, 20159 yr by oldshurst442

I really like the yogurt you people put out.

I really like the yogurt you people put out.

Yeah but...dont you remember...not really entirely Greek???!!!

 

We've discussed this you and I before...

I just read a study where it was found that Greek SYRIAN yogurt causes memory lapse if eaten too often.

^^^

Now THAT is even funnier that grumpy old automotive  employee comments.

Whatta Turkey?

Because I have someone who creeps my profile and then says they're doing it accidentally (?!?) I decided to return the favor. When I did I nearly blew my drink out my nose. Their rep level is "lrn2internet."

Wow. Keep on accidentally creeping me and maybe you can be terribad or something. Wowzers

Taupe is such a hard interior color to find.

I accidentally stepped in dog $h!e one time.,......one freaking time......and this cray-cray kanuck who saw me do it, laughed out loud and pointed his finger at me, to detract from the fact that he does it almost daily.

 

LOL at CCK's

Anyone who is so lazy that they can't even be bothered with typing the second syllable of a word (even as a joke), should be bamboo flogged in public. Must be that Ivy League grammar I keep hearing so much about.

Anyone who is so lazy that they can't even be bothered with typing the second syllable of a word (even as a joke), should be bamboo flogged in public. Must be that Ivy League grammar I keep hearing so much about.

 

 

I assume you are not talking to me, as I don't see what you are talking about.

*checks into forum*

*reads threads*

*rubs eyes and wonders where all the posts went*

*checks warning point number, discovers it still at zero*

*golf clap for Forum Admin*

Edited September 25, 20159 yr by El Kabong

Anyone who is so lazy that they can't even be bothered with typing the second syllable of a word (even as a joke), should be bamboo flogged in public. Must be that Ivy League grammar I keep hearing so much about.

I assume you are not talking to me, as I don't see what you are talking about.

That's just so "cray cray" to constantly think that you are the center of the universe.

Edited September 26, 20159 yr by surreal1272

That sweet, sweet moment when you know the message has been received.

 

 

Anyone who is so lazy that they can't even be bothered with typing the second syllable of a word (even as a joke), should be bamboo flogged in public. Must be that Ivy League grammar I keep hearing so much about.

I assume you are not talking to me, as I don't see what you are talking about.

That's just so "cray cray" to constantly think that you are the center of the universe.

 

Its OK...Its OK...

 

Its in our DNA to think this way...

 

A loooong time ago...there was a saying...

 

Greece is in the center of the Universe, Athens is in the center of Greece and the Parthenon is in the center of Athens.

And his ancestry comes from a place..where I think,  had more of an allegiance towards Athens more than to Sparta...so...

Edited September 26, 20159 yr by oldshurst442

I dunno about the centre of the universe...

But the centre of the galaxy is thought by astronomers to be an enormous black hole.

I have no reason to doubt that.

I dunno about the centre of the universe...

But the centre of the galaxy is thought by astronomers to be an enormous black hole.

I have no reason to doubt that.

Are you suggesting that a certain someone get

 

 

I can get down with that...

Edited September 26, 20159 yr by oldshurst442

Nah.

I'm just watching the posts, and who's saying what, and getting a feel for things.

Another glorious day at the swap meet; junk, garbage, rot & rust, just like I like to see.

Did Ford buy Aston-Martin and Range Rover (and then get rid of them) just to steal their designs?  Every Ford car looks like an Aston-Martin.  The latest Explorer looks like a Range Rover.   

Edited September 26, 20159 yr by ocnblu

House of Cards. Goddamn Kevin Spacey, too good.

 

And the opening music is just delicious.

Stale movie theatre nachos are the WORST.

No, I'm not a fan of the whole "white people" schtick. Just like I'm not a big fan of the "black people" schtick, of the "Hispanic people" schtick. I'm not gonna go all PC on someone for doing it. But as a Newfie who married a woman of Polish descent I just got TIRED of that kinda thing, y'know?

No, I'm not a fan of the whole "white people" schtick. Just like I'm not a big fan of the "black people" schtick, of the "Hispanic people" schtick. I'm not gonna go all PC on someone for doing it. But as a Newfie who married a woman of Polish descent I just got TIRED of that kinda thing, y'know?

Yup...I know...

 

There was a hidden message with my post too in response to that...I saw something else other than the "white people" schtick...a little more closer to MY home...

Newfies are my favorite! I'm going to get one and learn to ride it.

 

So. Many. Punchlines. All. Of. Them. WRONG

cp is asking for a date?

Good god that's a large dog! I love it!!

It would literally take dumps the size of my dog. Lol

Edited September 27, 20159 yr by ccap41

I have lived at house numbers 13, 11, 211, 211 and 1100.

There is one civic address that I wouldnt mind living in...

 

1600.

 

I wouldnt want the job that comes with the house though. It ages you quite fast. The job that is...not the house itself...

Edited September 27, 20159 yr by oldshurst442

I didn't realize Netscape Navigator lasted all the way until 2007.

Damn you windows 10.....

"Hey, who are you?"

"I'm a little horse."

"Oh, sorry for making you talk then. You need some throat spray?"

HEY-oh

I understand you're a newfie around these parts, and I hate to dog you about this, but if you keep ponying up these silly, neigh, groan-worthy jokes, you can just climb back on your high horse and ride out of here.  Rein it in a little bit, why must you pommel us with these?  Hay, just cool it, don't saddle the thread!  (Hmmm... I seem to have a Newfound sense of confidence in my barnstorming ability, if I kennel say so myself, doggone it.)

Edited September 27, 20159 yr by ocnblu

If we don't get back to the mane topic we're just going to stirrup trouble.

Stop horsing around people. You are making enough asses out of yourselves with these lame duck jokes. We could continue with this monkey business until the cows come home. The truth of the matter is, we are beating a dead horse with the elephant in the room, which is badgering us to death with this dog and pony show. Ive had it up to here with this cock and bull story. So im gonna stop piggybacking all of this and  ill take the bull by the horns because there is more than one way to skin a cat to finally stop...

I didn't realize Netscape Navigator lasted all the way until 2007.

By the same token, I can't believe the Lincoln Navigator... aw, forget it.

It is time for the Navigator to be put out to pasture.

I don't mind trolls. Really, I don't. They exist to make reasonable folks look like geniuses.

But when you got one guy who posts only as a guest to avoid being dissed for trolling and another who only has an account so he can dish out downvotes for opinions he doesn't like... well, no wonder they were both considered jokes elsewhere.

Bottom line: with friends like these, it's no wonder Ford is held in the same regard as social diseases in some places :D

It's no surprise that bong chooses a simple 'Random Thoughts' thread to also denigrate other forums members, because he does the same at other sites.

 

It's a darn shame is what that is.

Earlier today we had a PAID SUBSCRIBER describe your behaviour as ban-worthy.

You have no cred.

But thanks for outing yourself. And the personal attack on me. Fuel to the fire, no doubt :D

Edited September 27, 20159 yr by El Kabong

LOL@whiny downvote brigade :D

You can tell the trolls are serious when they turn as red as their rep scores

Edited September 27, 20159 yr by El Kabong

Anyways, 

I have a new passion for RC trucks again.  My son and I were at a local track and there were several 1/5 scale RC trucks racing, and the coolness factor was off the chart.

 

This is just a random video, not what I say today, for an idea.

 

 

Considering getting back into it, at my tender age.....hehe

One time I had a co-worker who used those urinal pucks as air fresheners.

True

Edited September 27, 20159 yr by El Kabong

It's no surprise that bong chooses a simple 'Random Thoughts' thread to also denigrate other forums members, because he does the same at other sites.

 

It's a darn shame is what that is.

And Mod friend I still chat with from one of those other sites happened to mention bong was banned for what you say and his endless trolling.

Nope. Not so! :D

Edited September 27, 20159 yr by El Kabong