I'll be the first guinea pig... take your shot!

Okay. welp....

 

(I'm not taking this too seriously, but I won't hold back either, I guess)

 

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Ah I give up. Not much of a rumour person I guess. Never been exposed to active gossiping either. And the conflation of the online presence makes the two incompatible to me.

 

So, the next poster has to make a rumour about Drew, and me as well.

Is this the poster you're thinking of?  I had this on a t-shirt back in the day.

 

 

While many think that Ocn just doesn't like electric cars, the real reason is because Elon once stood him up for a date. 

One of Drew's better childhood photos :

 

balthazar is actually the original owner of his 1940 Ford COE.

Ocn...you're trading your truck for a Ranger? Why???

Same reason you're trading your Cobalt for a Focus... INSANITY! 

Not many know that Bill spent a few of his late teenage years in a central PA asylum, where frequent electroshock treatments --tho ultimately corrective-- laid the basis for his abhorrence of electric cars today.

While the names (and brands) were changed to protect the innocent, the movie Christine is based off a true story of what happened after Balth had inappropriate relations with a '59 Buick and various other spare parts in his garage. 

Drew secretly loves smk, bless his widdle heart