Okay, I'm working my ASS off today at work and check my phone to see what time it is... Well it shows that I have a text, so I read it and it says this:

The police are looking 4 a suspect described as sexy, funny & great in bed. Your ugly ass is safe but where should i hide?

And I just died laughing. Imagine getting that exact message when you're in the middle of working harder at work than you have in the last 4+ months! :rotflmao:

Thats hysterical! Its things like that, that make the day great!

I got a text message one day that said "What about the pickles?" From a number I didn't recognize. Called and it was some girl who sent it to the wrong number.

Lol I would have loved that Bowtie....I would have ran with that one for awhile and played stupid for all it was worth!

Oh and that message is soooooo gay

Edited June 1, 200619 yr by Josh

Oh and that message is soooooo gay 

So is the person who sent it. :AH-HA_wink:

You still never told me where I should hide . . .

You still never told me where I should hide . . .

under your rock...

You still never told me where I should hide . . .

Baby, after all those screaming nights.. and now I'm just an "ugly ass?"

I like to stick to snail mail pranks for my fun.

Nothing like sending some Alpha-Male super

masculine buddy a post card that says:

"Sorry buddy, I can't make it to your

Tupperware Party."

I'd say something funny, but, well, I'm not funny.

I'll be the first to congratulate Josh and Nos on this new stage in their relationship. Have fun, boys!

I'll be the first to congratulate Josh and Nos on this new stage in their relationship.  Have fun, boys!

:rotflmao:

Adding the smile just cracked me up....

I'll be the first to congratulate Josh and Nos on this new stage in their relationship.  Have fun, boys!

Let's see.. one of us is straight (and doesn't date older people) and the other is 4 years older.