Why are there no kilts available at the Cheers & Gears Store? They are perfect for summer heat (plenty of air circulation), plus someone could recreate that iconic Marilyn Monroe shot of her standing over the air grate, trying to hold her skirt down. What more could anyone ask for?

somtimes i hate my underwear......

Just.. wow.

I am for reading this thread.

Bad parody of a serious thread. Sorry BluMan.

parodies are what makes the world go round..

but only if they're actually...y'know...funny.

Just.. wow.

I am   for reading this thread.

that bad, huh?

I know... Pants are stupid, sometimes... So are underwear. It's too damn hot for them... Well ventilated shorts with nothing underneath for me! And if it's nighttime... nothing at all!

You mean...commando...BV?

:puke: :puke:

Edited June 20, 200619 yr by YellowJacket894

since i need to wear dress pants at work (can't wear khakis) i figgered i'd get some more pants. They had a killer deal at the Kohls on some POLYESTER pants. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT fossil fuel pants.

Damn things, if they aren't like a trash bag. NO VENTILATION whatsoever!

You mean...commando...BV?

Why yes, I do. I sleep commando. I talk to you guys commando. I jog at night commando. I swim commando. I go to the bathroom commando. At night, I used to ride my ATV commando. I even drive commando sometimes... No lie...

WORST. THREAD. EVERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

since i need to wear dress pants at work (can't wear khakis) i figgered i'd get some more pants.  They had a killer deal at the Kohls on some POLYESTER pants.  ONE HUNDRED PERCENT fossil fuel pants.

Damn things, if they aren't like a trash bag.  NO VENTILATION whatsoever!

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Khakis suck. When you sit down, they give the impression you have a boner and some of them have quirky legs in which, when you sit down, they ride up and look like highwaters.

Add polyester into the mix and there's the ultimate pants from hell.

Edited June 20, 200619 yr by YellowJacket894

Nothing like free-ballin' when it's hot!

I've always wondered where the original of this got to, but here's one I just whipped up...same thing basically...

Khakis suck. When you sit down, they give the impression you have a boner and some of them have quirky legs in which, when you sit down, they ride up and look like highwaters.

Add polyester into the mix and there's the ultimate pants from hell.

i frickin hate it when your pants are snug in the inseam and your sack of lunch is too much to fit the possible space so the whole thing shifts and dives down off to one side of your inseam instead of riding the fence like every good sack of pecans should. that initial 'drop and displacement' is very disconcerting if you weren't expecting it.

your euphamisms, reg.... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Edited June 20, 200619 yr by Turbojett

I only put this thread up because RBB posted that he misread the title of the other, much more serious thread. No disrespect meant toward americanrevolution2005 at all, just trying to keep his mind off his situation.

I get what you mean, reg. Sometimes I look down and see this lump going down to my left knee and I have to adjust myself. Yahright.

at blu.

-RBB

I only put this thread up because RBB posted that he misread the title of the other, much more serious thread.  No disrespect meant toward americanrevolution2005 at all, just trying to keep his mind off his situation.

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Understood.

I was thinking the other day that the mesh liner of swimming trunks should be put into more widespread use. I mean, it really is a perfect idea, some nice support without being confining and providing plenty of ventilation. Why should such comfort be confined solely to beachwear?

I was thinking the other day that the mesh liner of swimming trunks should be put into more widespread use.  I mean, it really is a perfect idea, some nice support without being confining and providing plenty of ventilation.  Why should such comfort be confined solely to beachwear?

Nah - they make funny patterns on your junk.

-RBB

BTW, dont worry. I don't feel disrespected or anything. It was my fault for choosing a stupid title lol. Oh well, parodies make life good, I agree. Just look at Spaceballs or Spy Hard. Or the new Date Movie or Scary Movies. You can only find a thread like this at C&G lol.

Just one tube sock is all you really need to go grocery shopping. Anything more is just asking for trouble. What if you get a belt loop caught on the broccoli and pull the whole display down? That would be embarrassing.