Be truthful!

Are you a dieter trying to lose fat?

Nah, I'm not. But I think my Buick is.

oh my god!! how did you know?? its like you must have espn or something.

i drink beer all day eat a box of donuts and drink a spare rib smoothie for dessert and i cant figure out where all this unsightly weight gain comes from!! you must be my angel.

please, please help me. i have to order most of my office supplies from the circus. regular chairs will just not support my weight. ive tried everything, finally maybe you can help.

or you cn just get lost.

wheres a moderator? i swear to god if you were here right now id rip out your tongue and use your brains to pain my house.

get lost pal.

no one cares.

i am looking to refinace my home, or perhaps for a new mortgage.

nahh, not really beat it.

Be truthful!

Are you a troll trying to get banned?