Parents... motorcycle... gone for the weekend... what to do?

Burn the bitch DOWN!

But dont kill your brother or go Streaking.

beat off for 72 48 hours straight?

So.. that's it? Jeesh.. you guys are so boring...

enjoy a swanson frozen dinner and build a house of cards.

Have sex all over your house. With who, I wouldn't know.

And don't forget the raincoat(s).

How about not doing something so you won't have a massive mea culpa to tell us about come Monday?

how bout searching the house to find all those naughty pics and videos your parents have......mom modeling for dad, etc. great blackmail stuff.

Well, it's Sunday afternoon, I'm home from the campground. Vipes, if you are still conscious, tell us all about it. Uh... Vipes?

I did $h!.

I did $h!.

That's too bad. You could've at least taken one.

$h!, as in: $h!-all, or crazy $h! you don't want to tell us about?

That's the problem with profanity, sometimes it can mean too many things.

Besides, profanity is the crutch of inarticulate motherf@#kers.

$h! as in nothing.

I left camp early this morning and headed home, because I can do "$h!" here rather than sit in an 8'x10' cabin in the rain in the woods staring out the window until noon, which is check-out time. Glad it wasn't a total wash-out though, that would have sucked.