wpbharriet

No, he's mad you gave him the world record for most VDs contracted during a sexual encounter. He doesn't just have one bug up his ass now, he has several.

Wasn't Galileo strung up by his penis when he said the the earth revolves around the sun? Or was it the other way around? Either way all this talk of penis's is making me wish Harry had one worth mentioning.

Slurp . . .

I do a similar thing with the Malibu, only I stick Harry's fat arse on the rear bumper in lieu of using the parking brake.

I will lick your knees, Moist Boy . . .

You still never told me where I should hide . . .

So THAT'S who was hiding outside my window with a camera last night . . .

Am I the only one who thinks this building looks like a giant metallic penis? Are they compensating for something?

I hate farts. Especially when wpbharry does it during intercourse, Gross. His smell like month old sperm.

Some people are immune to logic, you should know that. Just ask our resident reptilian pompus windbag.

Actually both NOS and Satty have access to that account as well as a few other people. None of which are another certain member who wanted access to that account, so I was created. Having an account that you don't have to worry about being banned with really frees up the creative juices. You don't know the feeling of real power until you are admin proof.

Hey Harry, remind what you saw in this "Joshiepoo," again?

This forum is more like 70% male, 18% questionable, 11% female and 1% BV. In other news, just give me a banana and a clothes dryer and I'm good for a week.

Sorry, he's with me tonight. However, we do have a naked Buickman in a cake coming your way via Fed Ex that should be arriving at your door shortly. God, I hope I made those air holes big enough . . .

The only Maxxy thing on you Harry is your ego. Last time we were in bed I remember it being more like a Mini Cooper.