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I'm sure the upcoming product from BMW that is similar will have FOUR, COUNT THEM, FOUR PROCESSING CORES! GOD GM WHY ARE YOU SO BEHIND THE TIMES?!

God it takes forever to load a YouTube video on this phone.

The Wendy's Bacon Deluxe I had today lacked a quantity of bacon that I would classify as 'deluxe.' I am penning a complaint.

The screen on my monitor is too reflective. Seeing my own reflection masturbating is a total fap-kill.

Quote bookmarked for the next inevitable 80's G Body/S-10/Jeep/Firebird/Camaro thread.

Just when I thought ChryCo was actually becoming a smart, relevant auto manufacturer again!

My new toaster doesn't brown my toast as well as the old one. In order to get the maximum toastiness and buttery-meltiness, I need to push it in again a second time and wait another thirty seconds. What a piece of time-wasting $h!.

Probably that whole 'economy' thing. CURSE YOU ECONOMY!!

All music after 1940 sucked ass. You damn kids and your Fats Domino's and Sweet Emotions. I tells ya' them free spirits are the work of the Kaiser. We had Gershwin on the phonograph and were damn happy fer it.

My mp3 player was promised to have 18-hours of playback but I only get 2/3'rd's of that. God, what is, 2003?

A car collided with a power line at high speed near me, causing a fire engine and two paramedics to arrive and traffic to back up for blocks. That power pole also had the cable line for my fast internet. Now how am I supposed to use Playstation Online!? Singleplayer is for looooooooosers.

Answer to both your ills.

And with this we have two very different threads in one. One of those is for people to vent frustrations with the serious problems life presents. The other is first world problems. When America regains first world status, you too may have the privilege of worrying about the social customs and intricacies of pooping!

I ate too much chili and cheese, ran out of toilet paper, the battery on my laptop is at 23%, and the house is full of guests that don't leave until two hours later. How do I venture out the washroom door, into the room un-wiped, and to another washroom with my dignity still intact?

Image also echoes my sentiment about this thread, and its bumpage. And Pontiac too. The brand, like this thread, should stay buried.

So... they called multiple times, and didn't get the hint? They deserve to be arrested for sheer idiocy.

Because Suzuki was a world-class, leading automotive manufacturer dedicated to innovation and advanced technologies prior to the insertion of Daewoo vehicles!

Based on his record, I don't think he knows home improvement either. Or anything synonymous with the word 'improvement' to begin with.

This thread is to discuss Minecraft, likely to be one of the strangest, yet most endearing games of the decade. Who here plays? A few of us on C&G already do, and we're looking for new people to join our server. It's a stupid fun game. If you love sandbox games like SimCity, Train Simulator or Roller Coaster Tycoon, you'll probably spend hours in Minecraft.

Fappy Birthday!

Soooo... you're saying that this car more or less deserves the name? Because it'll likely blow the competition's doors off in terms of exceptional handling, and gorgeous styling.

They're not commies. They're totalitarian bumhuggers. That's why they have the 'my way or the highway' attitude.

Why? The Cherokee SRT-8 is perceived to be a better product, that has status and established cachet. A 54K Durango is Duwrongo.

I'd feel somewhat, sort of bad, if I had any slight inkling that this had actually existed in the first place.