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Justin Bimmer

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  1. -1 toyota Fake poop can be amusing. Fake toyotas are hyundais +1 poop
  2. Adding either one back into the butt is puzzling -1 toyota -1 poop
  3. $h! can burn your asshole. Toyotas burn gasoline +1 toyota
  4. PACE CAR EXCITEMENT!!!!!
  5. I wish my car had that many air vents in it. Just imagine Xibit going "I hear you like air vents, so we decided to put air vents in your air vents"
  6. EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  7. 150 HP of EXCITEMENT!
  8. Wrong thread, yet made me laugh so hard I shed a tear.
  9. Toyotas entertain ricer fanboys and they entertain me when the fanboys crash. +1 toyota
  10. Some cultures see it as good luck when a cow dumps in a new home. No culture sees it as good luck when a toyota dumps into a new home. + over 9000 poop
  11. The act of taking a $h! is relieving. The act of driving a toyota has not feeling. +1 $h! Getting rid of poop in your gut saves your life Getting rid of a toyota makes you look bad infront of your yuppie friends. +1 poop
  12. Two girls one toyota is not nearly as freakish as two girls one cup Wash?
  13. Good points. This is fun. Poop and its synonyms can be used to describe Toyotas, yet Toyota or its models cannot be used to describe poop. +1 poop Ex: "Man, that Toyota Tundra is a piece of $h!" vs. "Man I just released a giant stinky toyota out of my ass" . . . What? People can poop cars?
  14. South Park has done more episodes about poop (Mr. Hanky, Courics etc) than Toyotas (Hybrid car episode where people smell their own farts) +1 poop.
  15. Poop in America is made in America. Toyotas "made in America" are not really made in America. Is that better?
  16. In honor of the original ultimate sadness! Since it is gone forever. Plus, the Millenia no longer runs (+1 rock), here is a new thread for: Toyota vs. POO POO Toyota claims they are made in America, but really only a percentage of their parts and labor are done here. . . Poo Poo is 100% American made. +1 poo poo
  17. Justin Bimmer replied to Charger4U's post in a topic in The Lounge
    paddywack
  18. Justin Bimmer replied to Charger4U's post in a topic in The Lounge
    Nick Nack
  19. Justin Bimmer replied to Cory Wolfe's post in a topic in The Lounge
    Well, in honor we could do Toyota Prius vs. a piece of $h!.
  20. Justin Bimmer replied to Cory Wolfe's post in a topic in The Lounge
    Yeah, we can always bash on the Toyota Tundra or Camary or something else.
  21. Justin Bimmer replied to Cory Wolfe's post in a topic in The Lounge
    I thought Fly started it because he started all the other ones. Maybe it was NOS. I don't know anymore. Maybe it is time to start a new one.
  22. Justin Bimmer replied to FUTURE_OF_GM's post in a topic in The Lounge
    I have been watching the James Bond films on encore ondemand also just watched forgetting sarah marshall and fred clause on netflix.
  23. Justin Bimmer replied to Charger4U's post in a topic in The Lounge
    octopussy
  24. When I get in the market for a new car in a few years, CTS Coupe will be on my watch list. I loved the Eldo and It will all depend on how I fit inside of the car on if I want a coupe or a sedan. CTS Coupe - - - FTW!
  25. The place I worked in College, there was a girl that we called "Xbox" because the Xbox was a very large gaming system compared to the PS2 and the Game Cube. My boss at the law firm we call him the General, the street fighter, or Lord Vader (one of his former attorneys paid for an article about himself in one of those professional publications and called working at our firm the 'darkside'). We use all these nicknames in jest with him, he likes to joke around.