Everything posted by Oracle of Delphi
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Sctatched my Cornea
- Sctatched my Cornea
What were you doing with that cucumber, oops I mean vegetation again?- Going Stir-crazy
Did you get the porn set? 3 DVD's, Blow Up Doll and KY? Oh if you like women of substance, you can ask them to supersize the Blow Up Doll! EDIT: I save the Blow Up Dolls, they come in handy when you're in an HOV lane!- Going Stir-crazy
Just do what every other Red Blooded American Male does when their wife or GF are away, WATCH PORN!!!- Predicting the future of automobiles
Hmmmm, I saw your picture today, you should not put things off to much, there is snow on your roof!- My Firehawk is up for sale again
I'm going to buy it and drive it all over Chester County!- Buick Skylark to replace Excelle in China in '09
I prefer the name Skyhawk more, I remember that emblem all over the Buick City Plant in Flint, MI before GM tore the plant down.- Pictures!
It's not that bad, I'm just hard of hearing!- Gas boycott
Welcome to C&G Hollingsworth!- Pictures!
Did you say breathing or breeding?- Gas boycott
The Custom-S gets 7-MPG! God I love that car!- Freakin Dog!
Do you also need one of my retired Plant Floor Robots armed with a Klingon Pain Stick? Here Sweet Suzie, Börger (AKA: PCS) has a little treat for you! Here Girl!- Freakin Dog!
But of course, you should see what I can make a plant floor robot do! Resistance is Futile!- Craziest DAY!
I'd walk before I bought a Cerberus product!- Freakin Dog!
I suggest a Klingon Pain Stick!- Buick Skylark to replace Excelle in China in '09
See this is what happens when you name cars G1 - G10, Stupid, stupid names! They mean nothing and stand for even less!- Your unattainable dream cars
I wish GM would take a poll, and take the top 10 best car models that people voted on and remake them, 1 car model per year for 10 years. Imagine them rebuilding the 1969 GTO Judge or whatever is your favorite again for 1 whole year.- Pictures!
Or someone else! I have more hair on my big toe than he has on his chest!- Pictures!
I think you have a cavity, and you have a nose hair that needs to be trimmed!- Word Association
- Sctatched my Cornea
Damn!!!!! One word for you, Percocet!!!!!- The hidden hybrid PR coup
Earth to Nick, come in Nick! Houston, we have a problem!- NEW VECTRA W/O CAMO!!!
Of course, it's an Opel! - Sctatched my Cornea