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yah that was my CD sorry . . . hilary duff is teh hizzle for shizzle man its a good thing us FWDer are the puppies cuz it looks like all the guys in RDM are a bunch of pussies!!!!!

there was foil to check the oil . . . as you were saying tho the pills were neglected and i was left out of the loop . . . the girl probably doesnt want the kid either shes a wild child so i dont think she could handle it . . . her boyfriend is apparently marrying her i dunno if its because of this but well see . . . and i could definitely be a dick and not say anything because her boyfriend has features like me so hed never know it wasnt his but thats where my ethics come in . . . damn

very nice prolly too accurate lol

ive heard my ex gf is pregnant . . . cross your fingers and hope its the guy shes marrying and not mine . . . and as far as time it sounds like its mine is this a place where the f word is kinda appropriate I DONT WANT AN EFFING KID!?!?

hah hurricane gotcha i forgot the nameof the concept and i was referring to the hurricanes mirrors not teh h2 hizzle

sry . . . . . ill make it up to you later tonite baby on a lighter note . . . my FWD has seen more ass than our last president (not bush) . . . and thats saying a lot . . . whoops i guess since that has to do with my exgirlfriend . . . it has to do with whores right?

its 3 in the morning for me . . .i work till 12 am so no this is my free time i actually fell on the ground laughing . . . thats awesome

ill take dirty rice with pork and beef . . . i was told to stop whoring the FWD mafia thread so i moved

on a side note . . . my butt itches . . . and yes . . . i scratch from the front cuz us FWDMafia dont use the rear

im lost? a club . . . is that like the FWD mafioso group or is it differnt . . . whatever im a G i holla at whatever playas want to some twix i gots a whole box playyaaaaaa

EDIT . . . o $h! i forgot to unwrap my twix

"smile for me daddy . . . what you looking at? . . . ya grilz . . . why? cuz ive got ADD and shiney things make me happy" and yah . . . i was REFERRRING to the two for me none for you . . . i dont wear braces dont got enough tooth

actually . . . no . . . if i hooked you up to the back of my van and you pointed your nose the other way and accelerated to pull me efficently and i floored it . . . id prolly rip your car in half . . . and id get the half with the steel tips homie . . . more steel for me its like twix and yah i said it . . . FWD doesnt do $h!e for economy . . . but!!!! it does sound better to say "foowed" then "roowed" yah our acronym sounds better

thats right nos ill sumo your little steel tips with my honkin steel body . . . what now?!?!!? oooohhhh . . . and guess what?!? i could prolly pull your ass and mine down the street and still make my standard 16 mpg biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch

oh? well the human body has found that muscles pulling are more efficient but if thats the case. . . i pulled my buddies V6 camaro yesterday when it overheated . . . that must make it a . . . . wait . . . i had the answer just a second ago . . . no i lost it damn well . . . . SHUT UP POOFACE NOONE LIKES STEEL ANYWAYS . . . ill stick to my stpid underpowered blood red van of doom . . . at least in a fight i have more airbags!?!?!?!

the jeep gladiator thingy right? it was a jeep concept oh and NOS are those toilet paper rolls in place of the side view mirrors? man talk about seat of your pants fast . . . i never knew . . . .

hah thats . . . thats . . . funny . . . your good im laughing now i really am . . . tell me? is that dual exhaust on your camaro in your sig or is that the holes left behind when it lost its balls? FWD FOR LIFE MWAHAHAH

im lost? i thought i was telling him to lighten up? grudges?

Whoa . . . Am I the only one who has no idea where this came from? Razoredge . . . I am very sure your vehicles are awesome i dont know why anyone would insult either or any. I beleive that every automobile or otherwise is worth as much pride and work as someone puts into the making or maintianing of such an automobile . . . I have a minivan. I take car of that minivan by changing the oil every 5k miles and washing it inside and out once a week as well as checking the tires for air and cleaning the air filter. It has lasted 140k miles over 9 yrs and i plan on maintaining it for as long as possible . . . the only reason i should give it up is if it were to be totalled in an automobile accident . . . i took it off of my comprehensive insurance. . . so whatever car you own sir its yours and it undoubtedly has more worth than 90% of americas automobiles . . . but to make a joke out of ADD is ridiculous . . . or children for that matter . . . and to say that you are "above such nonsense" to me sounds if kind of snide and disrespectful to many people on this board . . . lighten up k?

Tony Hogan - 1997 dodge grand caravan . . . i figure it cant hurt and its good encouragement for me to make a new signature . . . im in and as for preferences . . . the cap. booyahs got it . . . AWD is the future

Frank im always impressed with your signatures . . . the two you have now are pretty spectacular

yah i was about to say youd look pretty snazzy with a trim of the beard no scary there?

yah im not keen on going to see it . . . my father was on a plane that day and we didnt get to hear from him till 8 hrs after the event . . . bad day . . . i learned 3 days later i lost a friend and a cousin. it sounds like a great movie but really not wanting to be reminded of too much . . . its good to remember but to me dwelling and reliving is not great

i didnt know there was a user ignore feature thanks and bri i def agree . . . to bad lauren left that was kinda disappointing

yes finally!!! a chevy truck that looks like an old and new ford truck!!! +