Black and Blue Landscaper

i usually end up in a diner between the hours of 3am-7am doin my best to sober up with two egg chz and bacon on bagel sandwhichs with a large order of fries and a pack of cigurattes :alcoholic:

well it posted good enough to see what it is...

wow... i did think that i was paying a lot...but its actually one of the cheapest places for this area (need something close to work) its not easy but i do it thanks for making me feel worse everyone! :alcoholic: :rolleyes:

i live in chester county PA and i pay $930 a month for just rent no utilities... 1 bedroom/ 1 bath living room, full kitchen, dining room

then again.... and she actually drives a Ford F 150 Lightning, but i couldnt find the pic...

jettas are pretty popular with chicks around here

jeep girls are dirty and do it in the mudd....enough said (other than the fact that a girl into jeeps you know will be a lug head)

teachers are very underpaid people... the "pro athelets" should get a cut on their pay (except hockey players) and the teachers should get the remaining of that cut.... and i know there is something about teachers and foriegn car purchases, i read it somewhere dont remember what it said, but i agree completely

when im out heading anywhere and someone is driving insanely slow i will swerve back and forth in my lane while tailgating them to make sure they get the point, then if they brake check me, i will accelerate towards them pull on to the shoulder and stare at them then get behind them and start all over unless i get really bored then i will pass them on the shoulder or anyway possible (this is if it is a two way road) otherwise i honk and point to the slow lane...

if you think that is bad check out the movie thirteen you will never ever want a daughter

wait until you have the minimum amout of time to do whatever it is and then crunch it...and some caffine, nicotine, and a beer or two and you should get it done in record time with a few hours to spare

that's the umm...uhhh....is that even a car??? it kinda looks like something a girl would take to bed some lonely night....is that even allowed to be posted??? :P

hey sixty8 camino has been wonderin if he had got them right so i called him to let him know the good news...and he wanted to have me tell ya he is still alive and kickn' (his broken computer)

H2 + scissor doors = more money than brains

oh yeah i also think that V8s should be a factory option in wranglers like it was once upon a time

i think that's just silly....i dont want jeep to produce a SRT8 grand cherokee its just dumb, and i really wish that the Goliath went into production instead of this garbage

drinking + offroading + ford explorer in front of my jeep = a dead explorer.... drinking drinking drinking.... it not all its cracked up to be unless you and a really hot girl are drunk in your friend's basement on a bed....or in the guest room, or hot tub, or garage on top of a WS6, or back seat of a jeep, in the mudd, or anyother place you might have ended up....

sorry about the all caps thats how it was sent to me.... and you know its worth a shot...but you all are probably right cuz i know how many (smart) people live in this nation...there are other ways...but i figured i would pass it around...

dont know if it will work though Gas Prices TOOOOO HIGH IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE IN THE UNITED STATES DID NOT PURCHASE A DROP OF GASOLINE FOR ONE DAY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, THE OIL COMPANIES WOULD CHOKE ON THEIR STOCKPILES. AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD HIT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH A NET LOSS OF OVER 4.6 BILLION DOLLARS WHICH AFFECTS THE BOTTOM LINES OF THE OIL COMPANIES. THEREFORE SEPTEMBER 1ST HAS BEEN FORMALLY DECLARED "STICK IT UP THEIR @$$ " DAY AND THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION SHOULD NOT BUY A SINGLE DROP OF GASOLINE THAT DAY. THE ONLY WAY THIS CAN BE DONE IS IF YOU FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN AND AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN TO GET THE WORD OUT. WAITING ON THIS ADMIINSTRATION TO STEP IN AND CONTROL THE PRICES IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REDUCTION AND CONTROL IN PRICES THAT THE ARAB NATIONS PROMISED WEEKS AGO? REMEMBER ONE THING, NOT ONLY IS THE PRICE OF GASOLINE GOING UP BUT AT THE SAME TIME AIRLINES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES, TRUCKING COMPANIES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES WHICH EFFECTS PRICES ON EVERYTHING THAT IS SHIPPED. THINGS LIKE FOOD, CLOTHING, BUILDING MATERIALS, MEDICAL SUPPLIES ETC. WHO PAYS IN THE END? WE DO! WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. IF THEY DON'T GET THE MESSAGE AFTER ONE DAY, WE WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN. SO DO YOUR PART AND SPREAD THE WORD. FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND MAKE SEPTEMBER 1ST A DAY THAT THE CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES SAY "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH" PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU CAN

Camino LS6 said. "I could smell the Jeeps coming up the driveway..." in reference to my buddy and I's Jeeps after offroading. (Camino is still MIA due to a crappy computer) others i have gotten are, "how do you keep the doors clean but get the rest of your jeep dirty??" and "you should really clean your jeep and rock it with class..." i wanted to slap him...

CaminoLS6 is MIA due to no life and a crappy computer

yeah me two years ago...and me two weeks ago

you know i did see a jeep sticker that said, "If i wanted a Hummer, I would've asked your mom."

hey guys relax i just thought it was funny... as far as offroading both are very capable in their own way... i do have an issue with people who buy them as an fashion statement, but i just posted the link to make people laugh not get insanely PO'ED so just sit back relax and laugh that's all

the epic battle continues with a hilarous soundtrack! http://videos.streetfire.net/Player.aspx?f...9D98FB6F2D2&p=0