FAPTurbo

mold spice

has anyone else ever not showered for several days and fallen in love with the odour of your own, undeodorized flesh?

making bank

i know white americans would throw their own mothers into a jet engine so they could continue being racist to hispanics ... but voting for someone who’ll raise the price on their pickup trucks? this must be one heckuva conundrum for the double-chinned Natty Ice and Oakley crowd.

i’ll go to the grave saying the 500 abarth is the best city car on the north american market. so many people complain that sub-compact cars are boring appliances, yet fiat builds something that’s actually fun and practical and nobody cares.

if you stuck a straw up your butt, would farts just silently pass through you?

the current gti occupies the middle of some hellish venn diagram of basicness where its fanbase is split between vape-bros, urban professionals and hot to trot yoga chicks, and now I see gti’s everywhere.

angry white man hates the EU and America’s best regarded carmaker, and is now stanning for China:

because it’s a GM because it’s a GM

Psychological projection is a defence mechanism in which the human ego defends itself against unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others. =[

shame they spent money on the interior this time because nobody's gonna be caught dead inside that fugly thing

c&g 2005: CONSUMER REPORTS IS TEH BIASED AGAINST GEE EMM, THEY SHOULD STICK TO REVIEWING DISHWASHERS c&g 2019: MY PENIS IS TINY AND THAT MAKES ME HATE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TESLA'S, GO CONSUMER REPORTS LOLOL

other car makers didn’t have ignition issues. you’re implying only idiots buy GM’s?

Okay I’ve used my mod powers to split the threads. Serious discussion about Hyundai’s recall is here: https://www.cheersandgears.com/forums/topic/91192-hyundai-newshyundai-and-kia-get-served-a-class-action-lawsuit/

i guess GM ignition recalls are a non-starter here...

america is the envy of the world because it has choice and we chose to not buy gm’s crappy cars precisely because consumers do demand better products...

lol GM couldn’t even make ignition switches properly and people here say Hyundai is somehow bottom of the barrel...

i was walking downtown and then i detected seismic activity in brown town. i was with people and if i didn't evacuate the farticles in time, the bullet train express to Brownsville Station would arrive too early. in a moment of sheer genius, i quickly ran to a busker playing good king wenceslas on tuba, threw a dollar and stood next to him, quietly joining in a duet that was nearly pitch perfect because I do lots of squats. when did you conceal farts like a pro?

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best in class payload for bigly american sized male insecurities

...what's with the tail lights?

as soon as i'm approached at a dealership, i politely ask for the rep's card and say i'm looking. they wish me a nice day, and i go about my business, in the comfiest driver seat. if another approaches me, i just say i'm being helped by the guy's name on the card, and then I'm entirely left alone, free to massage my taint on the shift knob per my fetish. don't be weird with sales people...