wpbharriet

No, he's mad you gave him the world record for most VDs contracted during a sexual encounter. He doesn't just have one bug up his ass now, he has several.

Wasn't Galileo strung up by his penis when he said the the earth revolves around the sun? Or was it the other way around? Either way all this talk of penis's is making me wish Harry had one worth mentioning.

Slurp . . .

I do a similar thing with the Malibu, only I stick Harry's fat arse on the rear bumper in lieu of using the parking brake.

I will lick your knees, Moist Boy . . .

You still never told me where I should hide . . .

So THAT'S who was hiding outside my window with a camera last night . . .

Am I the only one who thinks this building looks like a giant metallic penis? Are they compensating for something?

I hate farts. Especially when wpbharry does it during intercourse, Gross. His smell like month old sperm.

Some people are immune to logic, you should know that. Just ask our resident reptilian pompus windbag.

Actually both NOS and Satty have access to that account as well as a few other people. None of which are another certain member who wanted access to that account, so I was created. Having an account that you don't have to worry about being banned with really frees up the creative juices. You don't know the feeling of real power until you are admin proof.

Hey Harry, remind what you saw in this "Joshiepoo," again?

This forum is more like 70% male, 18% questionable, 11% female and 1% BV. In other news, just give me a banana and a clothes dryer and I'm good for a week.

Sorry, he's with me tonight. However, we do have a naked Buickman in a cake coming your way via Fed Ex that should be arriving at your door shortly. God, I hope I made those air holes big enough . . .

The only Maxxy thing on you Harry is your ego. Last time we were in bed I remember it being more like a Mini Cooper.

The ride height seems to have changed as well. Now Car and Driver and stop whining about the lack of off-road capability.

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See Horse. See Horse Run. Run Horse Run!

All night, every night, just right. Ask Harry. We're on such a bender right now he calls me Joshiepoo. Maybe it's because I'm bald, or maybe it's because he's drunk. Either way, I'm going to scratch my back with the keyboard right now. hfdsapuiworencxza9wenm,xz.9ernmx;lziue9irmxl9e9ekxmcidwoq[dfmndisofjexm,cpoewm,c ewoirj,xslziejf,lcxsidnmf/fiewnbds;iuhfewNURRRRRRRRRRRRfnvczniwfbcnsaIKUEFNM;auehfmfnk;zaejeiirjduemxzNcbv jlsa0eiufncdmlzidnjdksqmvcjiwoeriufhyhynjukmpoiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxzHumblemumbl ebumblemumblezumblecrumbleziggityzigzagzoomtm Ahh . . . That's better. Now, if you don't mind me, I've got an appointment with Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan and The Marlboro man. Z ya later mother crunkers!

Yes, it is very hard for us to resist you. Heck, the reason most of us want to be around you is because we want to strike you about the head and face with various blunt and pointy objects.

Don't you remember? You lost your penis along with the house, the kids, and your soul in our divorce last fall. Don't be a liar Harry.

Come on now, just because the man gets an ERROR 404 message every time he tries to access his penis is no reason to rag on him. Jeez you kids.

Wpbharry and Joshypoo. got too wild and broke the Malibu. So they rented a Geo and drove to town, but wound up in a ditch, upsidedown. As they huddled together, trying not to freeze, Harry whipped off his shirt and started a strip tease. "That's disgusting!" said a guy on a bike, "That naked old man, and that drunk little tyke."

If you like rough loving why did you order the leather seats in yo' Malipoo? You afriad of diaper rash?