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Their Regal is really nice looking too: Why didn't ours look like that?!

agreed. he needs to get over himself.

I saw that, and I was absolutely stunned. She tried to say that the didn't have balance coming off the jump and that she was trying to stabilise herself, but looking at the replays, you know it's a load of BS. She had perfect balance when she decided to do that fakie. She got too cocky and it cost her. Hopefully she learned a lesson.

Well no, Goldie was beautiful in the early seventies, and now...she's not. And even though her daughter Kate Hudson is also very beautiful, she could never hold a candle to how her mom looked. I mean, she had a pretty face and the tightest little body you've ever seen. Man, I was SOOOO born in the wrong decade.

Just because it works on the Mach5 doesn't mean it'll work on your little Chevy. It was just a cartoon, people.

back on subject, Goldie Hawn was a FOX when she was in her 20's. can I get a witness? (Makes you wonder what the hell happened?)

You're the one posting contraband and I'M the one that needs to grow up? Please.It is obscene because it is a nude photograph, and it qualifies as blatant pornography (NOT and artistic nude), which is forbidden in that little contract you agreed to when you singed up for this place. Monet's stuff however qualifies as art, but also seeing as it does show something that isn't allowed on television, It too isn't allowed here. I doubt your boss would allow that centerfold to be posted up on the side of your cubicle, now would he? This is common sense. Nudes are not allowed. Ever. And if you're so offended by all the "fag talk" that's going around, ignore it or deal with it, and stop being a homophobe. I'm straight, and I'm tolerant of it, there's no reason for you not to be either. We all live in and have to share the same world. They have the same rights as you do. If that's something you can't handle, then you have a serious problem.

see, it's getting a little better already. Good luck with everything.

dude...take a downer. you know better than to post a nude pic where it doesn't belong.

You make my head hurt.

Mama, put my guns to ground. I can't shoot them, anymore. That cold black cloud is comin' down. Feels like I'm knockin' on heavens door, hey, hey, hey, hey yeah.ok...sorry. I'm done.

that's 'cuz when Momma says stop, she means STOP. Anyway sorry to hear about everyone's troubles. All I could say is not to worry, things will get better.

My take on valentine's day, single or not: ptthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhffffffffttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfth hhhhhhhhhhh.

If he's one of my friends, I'd walk by him and discreetly say "XYZPDQ" If I hate him, I'd yell at the top of my lungs: "Dude, close your damn garage door!"

I wouldn't be surprised if the fact that she (allegedly) slept around with President Kennedy had something to do with her demise. You think Jackie ordered a hit? "Somebody put something in my drink!!"

I love Pink Floyd, you can trip out just on the music alone. I currently have The Wall, and Dark Side of The Moon, and I've been in the market for Wish You Were Here fore quite some time. I have no idea why I haven't gotten it yet...

Hmmm....Dodge Hornet or Toaster Oven. Decisions, Decisions...

That's testicle, as in sigular.

yeah. poor guy's been falling down a lot lately, my parents are thinking of getting him a wheelchair. Still a good dog, though. Still guards the fence gate like a hawk and scares off all the alley cats and squirrels with out even having to bark.

Southerners often switch those:"I got me a creek in muh neck frum jumpin' in th' crick."

damn, name it. Mexican, Ricky Ricardo-Cuban, Punjabi (Indian), Middle Eastern*, Russian, German, Southern drawl, Scottish**, Irish***, several British accents, Aussie****, and I cooud probably faeke a Canaedian accent, eh, but it'd oonly werk oover the phohne, you knohw, you'd see me, eh, and you knohw I'm a Yank. I also do a great old Jewish guy, sort of like Jerry Stiller. *Always remember that they swithch their W's and V's (i.e. Wolksvagen.), and enunciate their vowels, especially their long-E sound. Punjabi is totally different. **RRRRRRoll yourr Arrrrs. make sure you speak fast and sloppily. if nobody understands what the hell you just said, you did it right. ***Do NOT roll your R's. pRonounce them veRy distinctly, and soRteR distoRt the vowel afRont of it, if any. ****Always keep your mouth and throat in the position to make the AE sound, and don't pronounce your R's. It sound nothing like any British accent.

Because he's old as dirt that's why; he's 12 years old. he's lost most of his hair, he's deaf, he's blind in one eye, has hip dysplasia, and he smells foooon-kay. anyways he was more of a beige-on-white Husky, but he was still a very good looking dog in his youth. Wish I had a picture...

GYAAAAAAH! VEGA!!! VEGA!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!!

I like the Alpha-Bits gag better.

Too late. I quoted you. It's etched into time now.