Everything posted by Turbojett
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Pictures!
exactly what came to my mind when I saw that picture.
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Jokes - California
82: You are semi-fluent in Spanish out of necessity, because you can't order food, buy gas with cash, or ask a grocery store employee anything without it... (okay, that's a little politically incorrect, but its soooo true.)
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Four Wheels, Two Doors, Zero B-pillars
God those things are gorgeous. Brings tears to your eyes.
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2007 Chevrolet Avalanche
Those pictures are so small that the cammo'd spyshots gave me a better look of the thing.
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Jokes - California
I don't really like Leykis that much anymore( I disagree with pretty much all of his 101 rules), but he has had him moments--Like having people call in with new names for WNBA teams: Pittsbugh Poon Tennesee Tah-tahs the L.A. Bia
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Roll Call
Oh I like Forrest Gump, I just got really embarrassed when I walked into a classroom and everyone went"LOO-TENANT DAAAAYN!"
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Roll Call
That's what all the kids in school started calling me right after that movie came out.Freakin' Forrest Gump.
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Zoomtm is Officially..
I'd laugh at that, if i didn't have the sudden uncontrollable urge to smack you upside the head for saying that your VTEC "kicks in". (You think i'm kidding? I did that to a kid once who owned a 90-something silverado. he apperantly though Posi was a trac system, and whatever it was, his truck had it.)
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Zoomtm is Officially..
LT1. I win.
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Jokes - California
It'd be cool living on a floating island...up until we crash into Japan, and cause the mother of all earthquakes, and they get all pissed off at us again. But hey, the journey's half the fun, right?
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Roll Call
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Barstow.***EEEEEWWWWWW***- Jokes - California
You know I actually read somewhere that that's absolutely impossible because of the way the plates shift. In fact, they said the worst that could happen is that We all end up being Nor-Calers in about 10,000 years, and the Dodgers and Giants are crosstown rivals again.but just to make you happy, coincidentally, I'm listening to Aenema by Tool. Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay.- What is the last five drink you just had?
cup of Sprite (now), a glass of Milk (Dinner), a bottle of Mt. Dew, another bottle of Mt. Dew, and a bottle of LiveWire (which incidentally is also Mt. Dew. I'm a junkie.)- Jokes - California
Bah-Dum tssssssssss- Jokes - California
lolWell, yeah, but I was just trying to stop short of that. I'll go get the slugger.- Jokes - California
what, kick their asses? Man would I love to.- Jokes - California
I always get Lee Dungarees. They last forever--even the khakis (mine have been acidentally thrown in with the whites so many times it's not even funny. The color is still there for the most part, and they're still thick as they always have been) On a special note, don't by any from Target. Your butt will suddenly develop a pretty large hole within weeks, and you won't really know it untill you're walking through the mall with people laughing at you and pointing at your exposed boxer shorts.- New Toyota Previa
Actually I still see quite a few Lumina APV's, Pontiac Trans-Sports, and Olds Silhouettes hopping around here.Never see a Previa anymore though. Question: is this new one midengined? (I'd assume not)- Jokes - California
I know what Mellow Yellow is; I've HAD it--IN CA. and Jack in the Crack is dotted all over the midwest. I ate at one in Missouri once, and one other one in Oklahoma (the food tastes tons better in CA, and that's saying a lot considering it's JITB)- very very very sad news
Man, oh man. This is absolutley horrible. It amazes me how fast people can exit this world without you knowing. I was just thinking about a new Chiefism a couple days ago, to give to him next time he posted. I always enjoyed those that he put at the end of all of his posts, and that old thread he started for us to help him think of new ones. He was a real cool guy, with a great personality, and to tell you the truth, I'm going to really miss the big guy. I give my condolences to you, Jay. I'm really sorry. Rest in peace, Chief. I have to go edit my sig.- very very very sad news
God, that's horrible.- Jokes - California
"like" yes. "hella", hella No. ...oh dammit.- Jokes - California
52. You know who(what) "Coastal Eddy" is.- Alright... Back To Cars
hey. wait a minute... these are mid-fronts (as were C5's). do these count, or are we talking stictly about cars that you have to lean over the back bumper to sevice? - Jokes - California