Satty

Considering I have a high school diploma, I think your car has a slight mechanical issue.

Considering I have a high school diploma, I beat you to the punch,

I would like to add to this.... .......................testicle

Oh yeah well I also have Boy Scouts merit badges for First Aid and Swimming.

In hindsight, I should have studied more porn, then at least I would have enjoyed getting a useless degree.

You're going to stick with a single article and justify it by saying you graduated high school? So many different kinds of fail. And as long as we're bringing education into this, I have an Associates Degree, a Bachelors in Media Studies and a Bachelors in Political Science and in spite of (or possibly because of) that education, I cannot find a single redeeming quality in any post you've ever made. In fact, your posts are some of of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent posts are you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this forum is now dumber for having read to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

I'd give just about anything for a '49 Mercury. Beautiful.

Good luck, those things are fairly rare.

There is one on eBay right now at $550. Its pretty beat to hell. Another for like $1200, it appears to be in better shape, but its a 4cyl.

Thinking ahead?

Win

Your brother is a sorority girl?

me worry what

I won the right to be mocked for being in 2 bicycle accidents that left me with visible injuries in the course of 8 months.

Some of them are 3 years old.

Ahhh....then yes, that would be a fine vehicle for bumpin uglies.

Went on a nice little bike ride with the wife, she got ultra competitive, I tried to keep up. Luckily this time there was no ledge to ride off, only rocks to ride into. I'd much rather have a chunk of skin missing than more broken bones. I need a suit of bubble wrap.

I'd think those wood slats, spaced apart as they are, would be uncomfortable.

For people who have the energy to bitch, but lack the intelligence to use Google:

So today is the day we celebrate Jesus coming back from the dead (in a totally non-zombie way) by giving children baskets full of candy and attributing them to a large, anthropomorphic rodent with whom the kids can have their picture taken at the mall, and eating ham. It almost sounds laughable when I say it.

Today Price Cutter (ironically named, as it is about the priciest place to buy non-organic groceries in the area) had some chick dishing out wine samples. I had one, she flirted with me, I bought a bottle.

Whatever Avis wants to give me.

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