Satty

The HP number is the only thing that makes an engine, right? So thats why you love Hondas so much.

I'm too lazy to find a picture, but recently in MO two dumb redneck House members got into a shouting match on the house floor and had to be restrained. At the time the observation gallery was filled with school children.

Whenever my wife leaves Facebook open and steps away from the computer, I changer her status to something gross/disturbing. Right now its "Spasming anus."

So far the Sweet Sixteen has been very very bad to me. My pick for national champion was eliminated tonight, so now I'm pretty much just rooting for UNI.

Pontiac tried reminding people of the brand's history with the "Wider is Better" tagline in the 90's and the GTO in the 00's. Neither was a smashing success.

Wait, the G6 was sporty?

John Holmes

Off the 10 of us at work that did brackets, I'm the only one who didn't have them in the Final Four. 7 of them had kU winning it all. My odds of winning a little money shot up yesterday.

Baba ghanoush

Constantinople

I wont ruin it, but Thursday's is, to me at least, fantastic.

I saw the original link, made a post and when it came back, it was Spongebob. And now the original is back. And it was good, but I loved the Daily Show on Thursday.

wow

Drove by the Cadillac dealership, saw a CTS wagon, got a car boner.

Rock chalk chokehawk

Murray State is doing a number on Butler right now.* We've had some upsets this year. *Just as I posted that, Butler started a 7-0 run by running a bunch of guards out there.

25/32 through the first round Villanova is about to lose to St. Mary's

Maybe not for you

The first NCAA tournament without EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at every break, but I soldier on. So far I have 21/28, and Cal is off to a good start which is good for me. My Final Four: Ohio State Pittsburgh Kentucky Duke

I despise Natty Light/Milwaukee's Best/PBR/Bud.

LeeRon...now there is a name from back in the day. At least he didn't go on long diatribes about hardtops and whatnot.

I just peed. A lot

herpes

I dont puke. I also know the hangover cure; keep drinking

Me in the morning;