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Those dont get mentioned nearly as often.

The roof the roof the roof is on fire The roof the roof the roof is on fire The roof the roof the roof is on fire We dont need no water let the mother fucker burn burn mother fucker burn :P

Did you have to take it out of the glove box so you (aka Gary Coleman) had a place to sleep?

Hey everyone, come in here and say your favorite hockey team is going to win the Stanley Cup. Predictions are retarded, especially after a long work stoppage. Who knows what kind of condition the players are in.

I know where Brad's parents live. :booyah:

Hows about an Oldsmobile ad that proves nothing?

Those do. I mean would. Would, I said they WOULD!

Torq Thrusts would NOT look good on my L200.

The difference is that it worked for GM.

^ | | | Joke, by the way.

My toilet quit working so I just bought some Depends.

Dude, I know everything. I know that because I'm a college student. DUH!!! **ponders to self, "Will anyone catch the sarcasm?"**

I saw a Fusion this morning.

Homosexuality is proof that, if there is a god, he or she likes a good laugh. Seriously, watching people bicker over something that really doesn't matter, it has to be extremely entertaining for a higher being. TRC, if thats true, why are the children of so many ultra conservative gay bashers gay?

Anyone notice that "fly" rhymes with "high?"

I've seen a few, it looks decent in dark red. I know GM has some goofy name like Cranberry on a Summer's Eve or Light Bronzemist Metallic, but its dark red, just call it dark red.

Hmmm...we've been on a family plan for over a year, only pay more than $169/month when I text a lot.

Renault Megane=Grand Am ripoff? Discuss.

Armed dolphins? Did they run out of ill-tempered sea bass?

I had half a tub of Ben & Jerry's for breakfast the other day.

Rusty trombone (or trumpet)

I've never had a bad experience with Cingular. I'vce had some shitty experiences with Alltel, the only time I've dealt with Sprint, I was gone in like three minutes because I was going to pay about $30/month more that I was for AT&T for the same number of minutes and a smaller service area. That was like 3 years ago.

1. What is your occupation? Student, pizza delivery boy 2. What are you listening to right now? Ben Folds, Rockin the SUburbs 3. What was the last thing you ate? Cocoa Puffs 5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Blue 6. How is the weather right now? Upper 60's and rainy 7. Last person you spoke to on the phone? My friend Brandon who called me to let me know I left a bunch of alcohol at his house 8. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Who sent it to me? 9. Favorite drink? Whatever is cheapest :P 10. Favorite sport(s) to watch? Baseball, football 11. Have you ever dyed your hair? Lost a bet to my GF in high school, I was bright yellow for a few months 12. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Both, glasses when I wake up for an hour or two before I go to bed, contacts the rest of the day 13. What do you have for pets? A cat and a dog 14. Favorite Month? April 15. Favorite Food(s)? Whatever is around when I am hungry 16. What is the last movie you watched? Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy(How strange is this, I'm just changing 68's answers to mine, but this one is the same) 17. Favorite day of the year? March 19th, no I dont know why. 18. What was your favorite toy as a child? Legos all the way! 19. Fall or Spring? Spring 20. Hugs or kisses? Cant go wrong either way. 21. Cherry or blueberry? Blueberry 22. to 24. were really childish questions, email related. 25. When was the last time you cried? What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Eliphino 26. What is on the floor of your closet? carpet 27. Who is the friend you've had the longest? Scott 28. What did you do last night? Went to work 29. What is your favorite smell? Antifreeze 30. What inspires you? Inspiration things 31. What are you afraid of? The possibility of being in the exact same place in my life 3 years from now as I am now. 32. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburger? Doesn't matter 33. Favorite car? Changes frequently 34. Favorite dog breed? Gotta go with Lab 35. Number of keys on your key rings? Hmmm...the key for the Saturn, the key for the Sebring, two keys for the house and two keys for the lock for my bike, for a total of 6. 36. How many years at your current job? A year and a half, although I have worked there off an on for 4 years, not going longer than 7 months not being employed there in one capacity or another. 37. How many states have you lived in? Illinois and Missouri 38. How many cities have you lived in? Chicago, Plano, IL, Nixa MO