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Wow, its amazing what spending 17 hours a day cleaning urinals does to a person's world view.

The one that looks like a horse.

I heard the Queen of England is going to start using a G3 as her primary vehicle.

Living in the past isn't healthy. Especially if its in a past you didn't live in.

But I read on the interwebs that the G3 is a great car, better than any Bentley, Jaguar or Bugatti.

What does Pontiac represent? Bland, jellybean rental cars? Because thats what makes up the "volume" you guys are jacking off over.

Yeah, its pretty much impossible to offend me, too. I dont consider any subject off limits for myself or anyone else.

I'm sure this will offend/piss off someone, so be warned.. can also be funny if you're in a certain state of mind. Or a terrible person.

68, your argument regarding the Lacrosse would be completely moot if GM had done what they should have and kept the Regal name. That said, the Kia will have different headlights, and some calmer details, but the production version isn't going to look completely different.

I've come up with a few Chuck Norris "facts" that probably offended a few people. Luckily most are smart enough to distinguish between satire and slander. And, to be fair, everything that circulates the internet is unfunny and retarded.

Yes, this is just as retarded as Chuck Norris jokes.

One of the huge turnoffs (for me at least) about many organized religions is the warped, extremist interpretations some members hold. It really is the few that ruin it for the many. It seems that for every 2-3 churchgoing people I know who hold the view that if you're not a complete dick to everyone, you're fine, there is that wacko who wants to kill gay people and bomb abortion clinics, and believe that if you dont agree with their religious views, you're a horrible person not worthy of life.

I just had the greatest t-bone steak ever.

I do the same thing when people say the Aveo, G3 and G5 are good vehicles.

DF hit it on the head. The Lacrosse concept was show for the sake of show. The fact that the Regal replacement was named Lacrosse is just a coincidence. And I've been a critic of the Lacrosse all along because it looked like a slightly modified Taurus.

Anyone who thought the production Lacrosse would look like that concept was retarded.

Mr. Doane, we should mess with people. You get a gorilla costume, I'll get a cow costume, then we'll go to Iowa and get married. That way we've got gay marriage, bestiality and evolution all in one!

I'm going to pay my mortgage with paperclips and a riding lawnmower.

You people realize that in the two threads about this car you're comparing a Kia's styling to BMWs, Audis and Lincolns, right? That should say something about how far the Koreans have come.

Driving isn't a right? Thats a new one.

I dont think he could handle all that EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Fly, how are things?

Unless I was rebuilding a VW Beetle, I'd never buy anything from J C Whitney.

Same reason we dont let 7 year-olds vote or give 10 year olds driver's licenses. As long as the government provides tax breaks to married people, they have to allow all consenting adults to marry whomever they would like, its pretty simple.

Not exactly the same thing, but I once tried to say "mother f@#k" and "son of a bitch" at the same time, it came out, "muth ofa buck."