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But it always such an appropriate response to your rants! You've used that line before...get a new one.

:lol: Oh sweetie, sometimes I wonder if you know how ironic you are! :lol:

Oh dear...my wittle Joshiepoo may finally be breaking down his closet. I'm moist with anticipation.

Something you teach us each time you post. Ohhhh sweetie I'm dying from the irony. Or maybe it's the meth. Either way. :AH-HA_wink:

He can be my knight in shining latex the next time the Maxx breaks.In fact, I think I just might have to go down to the garage and 'work' on the car now... Wow, a second erotic use for scissors! How exciting!

http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/footb...me.html?sid=101 Try not to burn down the city (again) kiddies! My oh my...the BCS is now messier than Paris Hilton's vag.

He's just trying to catch up to you sweetie.You know....you're in more dire need of a blowjob than any man in history.

Hey maybe some day you'll go through yours too! Oh my....my wittle BV....

*hump*

Typical weekend activities. Relaxing. Watching Bravo. Sitting in my MAXX outside of a boy's softball league masturbating. Crying. The usual, my darlings.

Oh, sweetie! Everyone 6 months or so, you whine and complain about your mother like a teenager.

MOMMY MOMMY

I just blew out the crotch of my pants.

tying a sweaty tube sock around my weiner and beating it with a chicken drumstick.

I adore all my men and bois.

No. They itch from the inside. Inside the sack. I need a strapping young man to assist me in examining my rather large balls. Where is my hot young Cory?

I think I just messed my Dockers.

My balls itch.

Hitting my own penis with a hammer repeatedly.

I want to click you in the hiney.

OOOH AN AROUND THE WORLD!!! YES OH GOD YES PULL MY NUGGETS BIG BOYS!

You know better, Blu Blu Ca Choo. I tore up my throat on you, big manly man.

Anal-ectomy