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Oh BM sweetie.....please tell us. How small is your penis? With such an enormus ego, it must be quite the cocktail weiner. Heh oh and hon, please dont refer to us as "dear friends." Most of us would rather you be run over by an Escalade. *kissses*

My MAXX without Joshiepoo in it.

BV if you were straight my life would have no purpose. You're my shining star Who I worship from afar. I want to get you in my 'Bu so you can pop my porpoise.

Oh your rep precedes you babe. Darn you almost spelled "accusations" right though. We better check your high school transcript and make sure you really passed english.

Hmm, how about faster than you going down on Jocainey? Last call sweetie, time for you to go bye-bye.

Oh BM sweetie....your penis must be terribly small to have such an enormous ego.

Oh my, is there room in that backseat for the both of us my BV boi toi? Oh my sweet, closet case, jocaine lusting Joshiepoo.....what is worse...buying a used mazda or stealing the paypal money all those people donated to you? *triple snap* guuuuuurlfriend.

BV I can teach you a few things about nuts and bolts and lubrication.

Oh my BM lover, I would love to watch, but I will be passed out from my crack high by then. Plus I only watch the Women's Ent. channel and Lifetime. Sorry you sexy spy boy, that was me. Harriet made fajitas for dinner tonight and you know I dont really have much control over my muscles back there anymore Oh sweety, let's leave the jokes to people who actually have a sense of humor.

Oh honey, are you sure the Malibu hasnt been SHELVED!?!?!?!?

Oh my little BV boy...I'll give you my MAXX if you give me..........

Oh blu sweetie...you just let it slip how you spend your nights in front of the computer. :AH-HA_wink: Boys kissing boys is great, but I dont think they are looking for a "daddy" big boy. :AH-HA_wink: :AH-HA_wink:

Oh 'blu how big a peckeroni do you like to use?

Oh my that buckle is soooo classy honey. But those pistols should be phalluses.

Oh sweetie, your ego couldnt get any bigger. It's already at MAXX capacity. Now let's talk about inflating something else on your body....you can't keep up this "I dig chicks" thing forever honey. Hopefully you and that cocaine boy are very happy together. :AH-HA_wink: Speaking of cocaine, mommy needs to go get a hit.

Oh Croccock forget about Chevy and just love me.

I have the rearview mirror. Just a little souvenier from my latest tryst with Joshiepoo after we were dont in the Maxx.

Doodle

OldsmoboiToi. You mentioned three of my four favorite things. Gays. Asses. And Bananas. Josh. Now all four have been said. Want to make some banana cream pie, my lovely? You bring your banana. I will make the cream. Oh yeah. HodgePodgeDodgefan. You seem new here. Welcome. I look forward to meeting you in person with a personal touch. Do you like body oil? Do you like Malibu Maxxs? If yes to both, I have a mobile treat for you sexy. Oh Joshie, where are you? Help me punch the dolphin.

Young punk. You should be so lucky to end up like yours oh-so truly. Only I also #2. In the Maxxyboo. I use it as my loo. It is the only thing to do. Where is Joshiepoo?

Kew. You. Eee. Eee. Arr. That spells out just what you are. Mmmmm. I like feet.

I am flattered you started a thread just for me.

You do not have to tell me twice. I splooge my hagars on an hourly basis. Especially when I mix the cialias with the viagra with the percocets. In fact I will rub a commemorative nut out for my Joshiepoo. It may take me a while. I am a stud. Ahh. Done. Set a record there for holding it in.

I know I am not the most popular person around these here parts. I was. But I am not now. I can see by the way of some of you refer to me when I am elsewhere. And. Though I have found a new home over at the GMI there are times I really miss the fun and friendships I made on this side of the GM pond. So to all, I apologize for all my ill will and unkind attitude towards you all. For those who felt hurt, bothered or offended by my actions I deeply apologize and hope you can forgive me. Maybe. Just maybe one day I will return and we can be one big happy family again. You are all truly the best people I could ever hope to meet. April Fools. You think I was serious? You guys. Are all so stupid. Immature little brats. You should be apologizing to me. Or at the very least sending me some medication I cannot get down here in the States. I am talking to you, you snowhumping Canucks. Josh told me forever ago he would drive over to Windsor and load his little queen machine up with scrips but he never did. Liar. But he is 2 hawt 2 hate as you children may say. So Ted!!!!!!!!!!! what is the deal with that !!!! anyway and Toni(are you a Tiger.......in bed?)Ciprininini. You send me some pills and i will return you some thrills in my MAXXY Bu. And Crocy. I wrote another song for you my XXX-Class stud. A duet with my "home girl" Beyonce. Ooooh boy it feels like it burns when I pee Won't you come up here and check up on it, I'll call up a doctor on it Think you gave me something on it, when you rubbed yourself up on it Groped it, stopped it, popped it, locked it, I got VD tonight.

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