Everything posted by wpbharry
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Independence Day
I had an unfortunate incident with a hot dog during the 4th of July picnic....
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Vacation Time
Wait....you work? You post more than I drink scotch?! Speaking of which....where is my shirtless bartended Joshie??
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2011 C7 'Vette could go mid-engine?
Is there any end to your stupidity? Gosh I need a drink after reading something that mindless.
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Independence Day
OMG! You're finally coming out to your family? You goooooo girl! :dance:
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Fly I answered your PM!
Sugar, we all know you're more than curious! Now, when am I going to see that big, powerful.... truck... of yours?
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Pictures!
Oh my... ...where is my astroglide?
- Pictures!
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What are your summer plans?
I have night vision goggles.
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What are your summer plans?
Why Bob my sweet, why didn't you tell us your mother was reading these boards now? Your trip does sound lovely though. Lots of places with men that have very hairy chests. Mmmmmm. As for my summer, it will consist of wearing nothing but a speedo and trying to convince Frank and Cory to come down here and make that movie we've been talking about.
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Ode to the better half of CD/BP
Look at what's happened to me I can't believe it myself Suddenly I'm up on top of the world Should've been somebody else Believe it or not I'm not wearing slacks I never thought I could feel so free Driving away in my Malibu Maxx Who could it be? Believe it or not it's CD! Just like the flash of a camera It hit me from out of the blue Breaking me out of my West Palm Beach hell Making all of my wishes come true Believe it or not I'm not wearing slacks I never thought I could feel so free Driving away in my Malibu Maxx Who could it be? Believe it or not it's CD! This is too good to be true Look at me, fallin' for you! Believe it or not...! Believe it or not...! Believe it or not...! Believe it or not I'm not wearing slacks I never thought I could feel so free Driving away in my Malibu Maxx Who could it be? Believe it or not it's CD!
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Small Government-Issued Tracking Chips
I don't see what all the fussy wussy is about. I have to wear one around my ankle. Stupid district attorney and even stupider teen boys. They didnt complain that night. Oh well. I left my mark on my spy guy.
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Relaxation techniques....
For relaxation, I like to car surf on the roof of my Maxx (naked of course) while Harriet drives around South Miami.
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Relaxation techniques....
omg...sweetie you would be soooo much happier if you just CAME OUT!!
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hitting your own penis with a hammer
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Vagisil sandwich
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Spring Ahead!
I'll let you boys wind the clock in my Maxx any day.
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Sexual Preference
Sorry to disappoint my sexy, sassy spy, but bee-ryan is not my cup o' tea. Not quite Harry enough for the One and Only Harry. Yes, it is I. The fabulous. The Harry. The very Harry down Therey. Ask Blu-Blu or my Joshie poo. They know all the nasty details. Oh yes. I have brought sexy back, but I haven't brought enough for all the little boys in the yard. No ma'ams, only by numba wun boitois get this milkshake with the shake n' bake. You changed your name my hunky spy. Why? Trying to avoid me? Changing your address did not help at all, did it? My MAXX is idiling outside as we speak ready for some lovin' from your oven. And where oh where is my Joshiepoo oh where oh where can he be? I see he has a new website out. Too bad he did not take pictures of his cute little gadget for it. Oh woe is me. I have an album anyway. How gauche the colors are! Tsk tsk my hunky godfather of Sol. I really do not know why you chose that picture of me for your homepage. I would have much rather you had the one we took later when you were my stallion and i was your dirty little stable boy. We went very brokeback on each other, didnt we? Oh odds and bodkins. Why am I even posting this here? Joshiepooie no longer hangs around you sordid little bois. How clumsy of me. Kisses and dryhumps.
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98,000 Chevy Cobalt sedans Recalled
LOL....OMG.....sweetie? If we are going to talk about members on this site that dont matter....then baby....YOU are at the top of the list! If this site was given a choice between keeping evok or you....baby you would lose and lose badly.
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When you can't sleep...
Duh girlfriend.....you masturbate.
- Time to spank Croc!
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the official I hate ROSIE O' DONNELL thread
Bald kitty?
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C&G Does [i]The View[/i]
Not to mention Joshiepoo and I would need to be in your group. Just bring some malt liquor.