Nick

At one time that was the case (or just a big rumor) But they aren't going that route anymore.

No, the stupid chav wanker scewed up this post too...Sure, AM's are beautiful cars, but this is a mid engined beauties thread.

Yea, Adrian Van Hooydonk is the one responsible for introducing the "flame surface" styling theme (Z9 concept) and Bangle is the one responsible for executing it...It's so sad to see what BMW has become recently. The mechanicals are still there, but the designs have just gone out the window. When the e36 3 series was introduced it became a very controversial design from BMW. But the e36 ended up being a huge hit and future BMW design elements that strayed from the e36 ended up working very well for the rest of the BMW lineup. The bangled designs now are, imo, just horrid. They just don't do it for me. While some like these designs, many don't and they are much more highly controversial than what the e36 was. The e36 worked. These new designs do not.

If that is truly it, then nice job raping what was once a perfect car you stupid douchewagons...

Screw that...let's just go float out and hang with Hawaii...

German Beauty FTW!

With that I would get an e30 3er, or maybe a really early e36.

Or here...a cardboard box in the ghetto part of town I <3 SoCal

28.The freeway transitions from 5 lanes to 6 lanes yet the flow of traffic stays constant. 29. You know well enough to stay off the 405 at 4:00 or 5:00 otherwise you will be driving 4 or 5 mph. 30. You know if you are in bumper to bumper traffic, the issue is probably an accident on the opposite side of the freeway, or there is a sign up ahead.

You are almost as tall as your ceiling

I'm honestly in no rush to have sex...I just take things as they come. Sorry for those of you who are offended...Though, I did put up a warning earlier...But with all my previous talk regarding my depression and crap and how nothing has ever happened to me in those regards, I figured I had to post something because some of you may like to have known. Besides, if you don't want to read it, then dont. I have made comments about the other threads that have been popping up, but it's usually all in a joking manner with me and I don't really care all that much. If I did, I just wouldn't read it.

Heh, yea...I'm just bustin' BV's balls though...Him and all his "Random Blabber"

I think we need a *NWS* warning on the title to this thread.

Haha...good...I picked up on the engine cover thing right away, but after reading MyerShift's post I went back and checked to see if I was missing something...then felt stupid for not seeing it... So MyerShift, what exactly do you see

*warning...can get a bit graphic* As some of you may know, I am the forum virgin around here You know the story...18, never been kissed, never been in a relationship, never had sex, yadda yadda yadda... Well, anyways...So I have this friend...we have known eachother for a while now. I'd say we're pretty good friends even though we don't see eachother a whole lot. We kinda always had a little crush on eachother...nothing major, nothing serious...something that a little making out would fufill. We've been in many situations together where we could've taken advantage of eachother's company...why nothing ever happened earlier I'll never know...but whatever. So we were talking online one night and things got a little risque. We finally decided to set a date, time, and place to meet up. She knows my situation and she wanted to help me out. Now, that's not saying what she did she did it out of sympathy or pity...she truly has been wanting to and confessed her feelings before me, and I'd be lying if I said I didn;t want to make out with her...so anyways... We meet up at a local park around 10:30-ish...I bring a blanket in my car and we set up in the middle of the park. It has been a while since I saw her, and while she is not the hottest girl around, she is cute and I don't know if it was the moonlight, or maybe she got better looking, but she looked real good that night. So when we met up I was BS-ing and making small talk and whatnot, but obviously she wouldn't have it and jumped right in...I guess you could say we were tongue-tied ever since then....She was wearing this peppermint lip gloss which was tasty also I was suprisingly very calm the entire night...not nearly as nervous as I thought I'd be. I let my hands wander...Copped a few feels here and there :AH-HA_wink: . Throughout the night I guess I was gaining progress...At one point she mentioned "that's good, you're getting better" and then later mentioned something along the lines of "wow, that's real good"...so yea, anyways... We were all over eachother...eventually these guys came up and parked by the side of the road to chat and have a smoke or something...they were distanced pretty far away, but it was obvious they could see us....after a few minutes of having them there we decided to change venues...after getting up and heading towards my car you could hear them whistling and woo-ing in the background...kinda funny...but yea, so we got in the car and I just started driving...we were on a dark, empty street and she said stop. I stopped and we decided to go at it again...the first attempt didn't go over so well as it isn't easy to make out in the front of my car, so we moved to the back...of course that wasn't easy either, but after pushing the front seats forward there was enough room and we managed. So we went at it more and more for about the next hour and a half. So as we were in a liplock and I had my hands working their magic under her shirt she then proceeded to unzip her pants...At first it was a little tough to get into the right position, but once we did I proceeded to move south. I found out she was shaved...She was soaking too. I proceeded to do my thing down there...as I was getting her off she mentioned after I was done we could switch places. She came and we were still making out and &#036;h&#33;. We checked the time. I knew she had to be home around 12:00. She is a bit younger than I am. Still in high school and her parents wanted her home at a reasonable time that night, unfortunately it was already like 1:00 or so, but we paid no attention and continued on. I was kinda nervous about her going down on my as first off, I'm not that well endowed, secondly, with me I'd probably be really quick (though my self control that night was quite suprising, so maybe I would've lasted alright), and last but not least (deffinitely not least...infact, probably the biggest factor), No way in hell would I want to make a mess on my upholstery and violate my baby (car) like that. Time went on and she decided it was best that she got goings...I didn;t want to get her in trouble either so we left...She didn't go down on me but that was cool, I didn't mind so much, and I know it wasn't because she didn;t want to, but more because first off, it would be very difficult to do that in my car, and we just didn't have the time, but it was cool because we were wrapped up in other things at the time :AH-HA_wink: All in all the night was fantastic...deffinitely one that I'll be remembering, and she promised me it was the first and deffinitely wont be the last...I'm pretty sure we agreed on a type of friends with benefits type of thing which is cool with me. So all in all, did I lose my virginity? No, but I don't care...I made a giant leap forward and I enjoyed every minute of it. I can't believe what I was missing this whole time...Deffinitely things are gonna change with me, that's for sure B)

I should take some pics of my friends 914...its a pretty sick car...if only it was in running condition, I think it needs a new tranny, among other things...it has a fair amount of work done to it...I guess the guy who had it before tracked it...It handles like no other, but the engine is gutless. Needs a 350 swap :AH-HA_wink:

neato torpedo... I'd do some burnouts with my car, but with rubber costing around $1,300, I'd rather not wear them out too much

I'll be there saturday probably...can't make it friday though.

Not a bad idea :AH-HA_wink:

Except that Bugatti is no longer a concept anymore :AH-HA_wink:

just to make things easy...18...born May 26th 1987.

As I was saying...

I should be verbally assaulting all of you...you horrible horrible people... leaving out the M1...shame on you all

Bad thread? I doubt it... Any thread is better than these homersexual threads popping up everywhere...