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No you cant go back to Constantinople

So if you've a date in Constantinople, she'll be waiting in Istanbul

Why they changed it, I cant say. People just liked it better that way

Constantinople was Byzantium, but then it became Constantinople, not Byzantium

Or is it?

Dont stop BELIEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats that?

The guys selling steaks out of the back of their pickups at gas stations are fairly common around here.

ur teh fail @ teh psychic

Hieronymus Bosch

Paranoia, paranoia Everybody's comin' to get me Just say you never met me I'm runnin' underground with the moles Diggin' holes

Dont they teach anything in Kentucky schools? A brother and sister have a romantic Spam dinner, sip on some moonshine, then make passionate love in their wooden shack. Duh.

Why did Constantinople get the works? Thats nobodys business but the Turks

Istanbul was Constantinople, now its Istanbul, NOT Constantinople

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EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! doesn't care if the cars around it are shiny and have air in the tires

EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bbq

EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is always on call

Istanbul is EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You too, eh?

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